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Title: If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....
Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 30, 2024, 02:44:21 pm
I entered a competition on a radio phone-in once. The winning prize was an evening with a famous person whose identity would be revealed before the qualifying question.

The presenter asked me if I was any good at maths and told me that if I got the question right I would have an evening out with no other than................ Sir Keir Starmer!

 He then asked me the question........

"What is two plus two?"

"Seven", I said.

Title: Re: If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....
Post by: Iberian Red on April 30, 2024, 05:34:36 pm
Lovely fishing at this time of year.
Title: Re: If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....
Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 30, 2024, 05:56:53 pm
Lovely fishing at this time of year.
Caught a sprat already!
Title: Re: If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....
Post by: turnbull for england on April 30, 2024, 06:09:55 pm
Have a look at what you could have pun
Title: Re: If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....
Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 30, 2024, 06:33:47 pm
Have a look at what you could have pun
You can't beat a bit of Bullet.
Title: Re: If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on May 02, 2024, 02:26:01 am
I entered a competition on a radio phone-in once. The winning prize was an evening with a famous person whose identity would be revealed before the qualifying question.

The presenter asked me if I was any good at maths and told me that if I got the question right I would have an evening out with no other than................ Sir Keir Starmer!

 He then asked me the question........

"What is two plus two?"

ask any accountant and he will say what do want it to equal

"Seven", I said.