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Title: Which sport should be included in the Olympics?
Post by: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:02:46 pm
I’ll go first seeing as it’s my idea.

Arm wrestling
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 05, 2024, 10:20:57 pm
Morris Dancing
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Post by: River Don on September 05, 2024, 10:21:42 pm
Monkey Tennis
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 05, 2024, 10:23:50 pm
Subbuteo
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:25:08 pm
Rounders
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 05, 2024, 10:26:24 pm
Tiddlywinks
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Post by: Nudga on September 05, 2024, 10:28:34 pm
Cheesy biscuit
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:29:37 pm
Tig
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Post by: River Don on September 05, 2024, 10:29:53 pm
Darts

Proper athletes
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:30:53 pm
Hedge hopping
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:36:09 pm
Hide & seek
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Post by: River Don on September 05, 2024, 10:41:19 pm
Bring back Poodle Clipping

It featured in the first French Olympics. 2hrs to clip as many poodles as possible.
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Post by: ncRover on September 05, 2024, 10:45:41 pm
Competitive eating
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:52:26 pm
Table football
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Post by: Nudga on September 06, 2024, 07:18:55 am
Head &  volleys
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Post by: drfchound on September 06, 2024, 07:47:54 am
Longest farts.
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Post by: ravenrover on September 06, 2024, 08:46:01 am
Toe wrestling
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Post by: Reg of the Rovers on September 06, 2024, 10:23:19 am
Quote from: Pancho Regan on September 05, 2024, 10:30:53 pm
Hedge hopping
Theft and Shrubbery I think you mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuuiVzS6Js (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuuiVzS6Js)
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Post by: IDM on September 06, 2024, 10:28:11 am
Flat pack furniture assembly, pictorial instructions only..
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Post by: SydneyRover on September 06, 2024, 01:17:01 pm
apple bobbing
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 06, 2024, 05:58:43 pm
Holding your breath
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Post by: scawsby steve on September 06, 2024, 10:18:40 pm
Conkers.
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Post by: Nudga on September 06, 2024, 11:05:09 pm
Quote from: Pancho Regan on September 06, 2024, 05:58:43 pm
Holding your breath

Holding breasts would be better. I'd be good at that.
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Post by: Glyn_Wigley on September 06, 2024, 11:22:20 pm
Tug O' War
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Post by: Donny Dub on September 07, 2024, 12:21:50 pm
Knur and spell
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Post by: keepmoatman on September 07, 2024, 03:29:19 pm
Erect cock length measuring. Think it I'd be good for a bronze.
Who on here would get gold ?
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Post by: Nudga on September 07, 2024, 03:53:19 pm
Quote from: keepmoatman on September 07, 2024, 03:29:19 pm
Erect cock length measuring. Think it I'd be good for a bronze.
Who on here would get gold ?

Not me, I used mine so much over the years it's worn down a little bit.
Still a steady 7 inches.



Girth.
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Post by: Pancho Regan on September 07, 2024, 09:35:54 pm
Dominoes
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Post by: SydneyRover on September 08, 2024, 03:22:41 am
''Would I Lie to You'' politics
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Post by: scawsby steve on September 08, 2024, 07:58:25 pm
Quote from: SydneyRover on September 08, 2024, 03:22:41 am
''Would I Lie to You'' politics

That's unfair, Syd. Just because you want Keith to be a certain Olympic gold medalist.
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Post by: SydneyRover on September 08, 2024, 11:38:40 pm
You're just underlining the point that the right wing doesn't have a sense of humour Steve
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Post by: ravenrover on September 09, 2024, 01:54:55 pm
Come on SS I doubt he would even get on the rostrum with some of those that have gone before him
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 09, 2024, 02:17:13 pm
He'd be disqualified for failing the dope test.
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Post by: ravenrover on September 09, 2024, 03:19:48 pm
How would that happen BB surely in reflection of your post in the Raynor thread he would pass the test?
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Post by: Draytonian III on September 09, 2024, 05:19:12 pm
Origami
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Post by: scawsby steve on September 09, 2024, 05:53:58 pm
Quote from: SydneyRover on September 08, 2024, 11:38:40 pm
You're just underlining the point that the right wing doesn't have a sense of humour Steve

What do you mean? I've seen Keith laugh several times.
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Post by: keith79 on September 09, 2024, 05:59:34 pm
Rugby league and union
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Post by: i_ateallthepies on September 09, 2024, 06:57:24 pm
Fuzzy Duck
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Post by: selby on September 10, 2024, 10:12:22 pm
  The biggest lying politician, probably again bronze  behind the USA and Russia but a good bet for a medal in both the relay and individual events, and the big two don't have a good reputation for getting the baton around in the relay.
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Post by: SydneyRover on September 11, 2024, 10:14:59 am
I didn't realise fuzzy duck was a pollie, but there you go!
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Post by: Usher wide. on September 11, 2024, 03:33:41 pm
Catching the javelin.
Title: Re: Which sport should be included in the Olympics?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 11, 2024, 07:41:01 pm
Husky Fusky Finger or Thumb

I found a bronze of a game in Fethiye of all places so presumably they must have played it
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Post by: Donnywolf on September 11, 2024, 08:12:23 pm
https://scontent.flhr2-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/87326356_2789379784444952_7004615863298949120_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=13d280&_nc_ohc=TAHnw8w9ClcQ7kNvgFSR6wK&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr2-3.fna&_nc_gid=AwwTmP-N9osb78sjG5l_317&oh=00_AYDkdvfuHOjs1B0BMi0qz-kgEwY8yRD32_-56fjSg-savA&oe=67096BEE

This isnt the Turkish one of course
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Post by: Usher wide. on September 18, 2024, 03:50:58 pm
Erecting an IKEA flat pack.