Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Usher wide. on September 18, 2024, 01:05:25 pm
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Ride in a stagecoach.
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Wear a L**ds United shirt.
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Have a ‘love affair’ with a French woman.
No chance sadly.
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Buy a French car!
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Jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft with a bag of silk strapped to my back
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Have sex with a man.
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Get any younger.
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Fly to Australia
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Go on Bullseye with Scawsby Steve. He's not very bright and his dart throwing's shite.
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Go for a pint with Donnywolf. The last time I did I ran into the pub and dashed to the toilets like Usain Bolt so he'd go to the bar and get them in for once.
Alas, When I tried to push the toilet door open he wouldn't let me in.
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Play for the Rovers. I'm trying to keep the dream alive, but as skillful as I am in back yard footy, I'm not sure Grant will be interested in a chubby 45 year old.
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Buy an electric car
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Sadly, I severely doubt, being in my mid 50s, I will ever dance in a night club again.
It's weird but I can't remember the last time when I did it.
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Use a sunbed or get a piercing or tattoo.
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Expect Donny Rovers to win when I'm confident they will!
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Sadly, I severely doubt, being in my mid 50s, I will ever dance in a night club again.
It's weird but I can't remember the last time when I did it.
Why let age stop you RD? Knackers to what anybody thinks.
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Buy a cheap pager from car boot
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Sadly, I severely doubt, being in my mid 50s, I will ever dance in a night club again.
It's weird but I can't remember the last time when I did it.
Why let age stop you RD? Knackers to what anybody thinks.
I went to a 'leaving do' 2 years ago, attended by about 25 young women and 5 blokes and I danced like a mad person all evening.
I was 65.
Get on that dance floor RD!
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Sadly, I severely doubt, being in my mid 50s, I will ever dance in a night club again.
It's weird but I can't remember the last time when I did it.
Why let age stop you RD? Knackers to what anybody thinks.
I went to a 'leaving do' 2 years ago, attended by about 25 young women and 5 blokes and I danced like a mad person all evening.
I was 65.
Get on that dance floor RD!
Yeah, Pancho, but it gets a bit embarrassing when BB and Wolfie get up doing the military two step.
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Climb a tree
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Sadly, I severely doubt, being in my mid 50s, I will ever dance in a night club again.
It's weird but I can't remember the last time when I did it.
Why let age stop you RD? Knackers to what anybody thinks.
I went to a 'leaving do' 2 years ago, attended by about 25 young women and 5 blokes and I danced like a mad person all evening.
I was 65.
Get on that dance floor RD!
Yeah, Pancho, but it gets a bit embarrassing when BB and Wolfie get up doing the military two step.
I'll have you know Wolfie survived a mustard gas and pepper spray attack in WW2. He's a seasoned veteran.
Show a bit of respect!
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Sadly, I severely doubt, being in my mid 50s, I will ever dance in a night club again.
It's weird but I can't remember the last time when I did it.
Why let age stop you RD? Knackers to what anybody thinks.
I went to a 'leaving do' 2 years ago, attended by about 25 young women and 5 blokes and I danced like a mad person all evening.
I was 65.
Get on that dance floor RD!
I go to my lads gigs and pogo with the youngens, also still get in the mosh pit at other gigs with him.
It's ace to let off a bit of steam.
Told my missus, I refuse to grow up because I've got one chance at this life and I'm going to live it.
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The rule of thumb is if you haven't grown up by the time you've reached 60, you don't have to.