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Title: Alfreton
Post by: roversdude on July 07, 2025, 09:08:21 pm
Any tips on parking near the ground please
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: drfchound on July 07, 2025, 09:22:59 pm
According to someone I know who lives near there, put your steering wheel lock on.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Alan Southstand on July 07, 2025, 10:55:21 pm
I used to work in Alfreton, a few years ago it has to be said, and the town centre was always a nightmare at lunchtimes. I usually parked at Tesco as I was only in town for about half an hour or so.

There’s only street parking near the ground - probably the nearest car park is near to the bus station and I think there’s one on Roger’s Street? At that time of night,  it’s anybody’s guess what it’s like.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: GazLaz on July 08, 2025, 01:44:57 am
I’ve got a ticket and can’t go if anyone wants it.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: CottyRover on July 08, 2025, 07:08:59 am
Will anybody on here who's going be able to post updates? Very curious, as I'm sure we all are, to hear how the new lads are shaping up, but can't be there myself.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 09:12:11 am
I'm going with my dad will keep you updated
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Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 11:01:59 am
Pretty sure rovers will be doing updates on the official website
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: In the box on July 08, 2025, 01:41:51 pm
Any tips on parking near the ground please
Lock your doors and don’t leave anything on your seats that could attract attention.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 02:08:43 pm
Any tips on parking near the ground please
Lock your doors and don’t leave anything on your seats that could attract attention.
is it that bad ,always park at red bank when I go to Manchester and I always remove everything as if you don't the window gets put in and the stuff gone
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: bigallan on July 08, 2025, 03:06:08 pm
Anyone going for a pint before the game
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Alan Southstand on July 08, 2025, 03:36:42 pm
Alfreton Town were edged out 1-0 by Notts County in their first pre-season fixture at the Impact Arena. Lewis Macari’s well-taken goal settled the contest, as the Reds were left to rue missed opportunities in an otherwise competitive display.

We’ll see how we do later.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: anton123 on July 08, 2025, 04:54:29 pm
Is it pay on gate ?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: RoseTInteD on July 08, 2025, 05:08:14 pm
You may get the score and some updates from FlashScore

https://www.flashscore.co.uk/match/football/2Va7Ba3C/#/match-summary
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: ravenrover on July 08, 2025, 05:49:34 pm
Updates on official DRFC site, not sure if that is X or the club site
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: ncRover on July 08, 2025, 05:57:11 pm
Updates on official DRFC site, not sure if that is X or the club site

The updates when they do it this way are normally pretty poor
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: philsky on July 08, 2025, 06:57:28 pm
Updates on official DRFC site, not sure if that is X or the club site

The updates when they do it this way are normally pretty poor

Yeh, I cant understand quite why. If someone is there then just update more often !
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 06:59:19 pm
From Ricky at free press

Rovers' first half XI: Lo-Tutala, Nixon, Bailey, Pearson, Senior, Westbrooke, Flint, Sbarra, G Middleton, Ajayi, Sharp
Second half XI: Lawlor, Glaves, O;Riordan, Grehan, Maxwell, Broadbent, Close, Clifton, Molyneux, Hanlan, Gibson
Subs: Bryant, Cashmore, F Middleton, Murray #drfc


A few missing already
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Nudga on July 08, 2025, 07:02:25 pm
From Ricky at free press

Rovers' first half XI: Lo-Tutala, Nixon, Bailey, Pearson, Senior, Westbrooke, Flint, Sbarra, G Middleton, Ajayi, Sharp
Second half XI: Lawlor, Glaves, O;Riordan, Grehan, Maxwell, Broadbent, Close, Clifton, Molyneux, Hanlan, Gibson
Subs: Bryant, Cashmore, F Middleton, Murray #drfc


A few missing already

2 x 60 minute games, 2 different starting 11s
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 07:06:59 pm
Middleton put the ball in the net after 5 minutes but is given offside,close call
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 07:10:31 pm
Middleton plays Sharpe in his shot is deflected for a corner
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Metalmicky on July 08, 2025, 07:17:19 pm
Middleton plays Sharpe in his shot is deflected for a corner

Who is Sharpe - new boy...?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DearneValleyRover on July 08, 2025, 07:21:11 pm
Happy to see Senior is fit to play thought he might have missed pre season with the injury he had at the end of last
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: scawsby steve on July 08, 2025, 07:21:24 pm
No Sterry, Gotts, or Ironside?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Alan Southstand on July 08, 2025, 07:22:29 pm
A total of 7 of the squad not involved tonight!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Danmckay456 on July 08, 2025, 07:24:42 pm
Some will be precautions don’t stress it’s only July , it’s not 7 missing
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 07:26:23 pm
Siberia is playing in a deeper role like crew did last season  and playing some good balls
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 07:30:19 pm
Some will be precautions don’t stress it’s only July , it’s not 7 missing

It is

Rovers go with experimental XIs tonight, with 7 of the 8 new arrivals involved.
I make it 7 senior players not involved at Alfreton tonight. Will ask post-match over absences of Ironside, Sterry, Gotts etc. #DRFC
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 07:32:11 pm
Great save by by Lo-Tutalaon 30 minutes long throw from just inside our half to the back post and he gets down well when he shot
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Nudga on July 08, 2025, 07:34:12 pm
A lot of new Rovers players  I've never heard of playing tonight
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 07:39:41 pm
1 nil down Pearson caught out and fouls his man ,great penalty
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DonnyBazR0ver on July 08, 2025, 07:42:10 pm
Hmm, I noticed Pearson gave away a penalty (handball) in the final practice game in Spain. Let's hope this doesn't become a habit.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 07:51:03 pm
Ajayi makes it 1-1 Sharpe played through keeper saves it and he smashes it home
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 07:52:32 pm
Get in time to move up the gears
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 07:53:54 pm
We are level courtesy of Damola Ajayi. Billy Sharp spun onto a pass into the box and drilled a shot which was parried by Alfreton keeper George Willis. Owen Bailey saw his follow-up blocked but the ball sat up nicely for Ajayi to slam in from 12 yards.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Nudga on July 08, 2025, 07:59:03 pm
Sharp!! No E!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 08:04:52 pm
Hmm, I noticed Pearson gave away a penalty (handball) in the final practice game in Spain. Let's hope this doesn't become a habit.
Pearson looks heavy legged
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: scawsby steve on July 08, 2025, 08:05:04 pm
I know it's only a friendly, but who looked good, and who looked shit in that first half?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 08:22:36 pm
Ajayi,nixon,senior, sibarra and flint looked Sharpe
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DonnyBazR0ver on July 08, 2025, 08:23:05 pm
Updates appear to have stopped on the website @56 mins. Anyone else see the same?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Alan Southstand on July 08, 2025, 08:24:24 pm
Affirmative
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: donnyguy on July 08, 2025, 08:25:56 pm
Back underway 4 mins ago
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: donnyguy on July 08, 2025, 08:36:57 pm
Rovers winning 2-1 Broadbent
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 08:56:36 pm
Gibson should have scored not long after broadbent but shot straight at the keeper
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: scawsby steve on July 08, 2025, 08:57:49 pm
Owt happening? What was Broadbent's goal like?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: donnyguy on July 08, 2025, 08:58:59 pm
3-1 Hanlan
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 08, 2025, 08:59:34 pm
Owt happening? What was Broadbent's goal like?
side footed it in from 18 yards out well placed ,Hanlon just a ired from close range he looks Sharpe and lively
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: steve@dcfd on July 08, 2025, 09:02:26 pm
Quote 3.   1
Another goal for Rovers, this time through Brandon Hanlan. Luke Molyneux powers in off the right and drills a low effort which is blocked on the line and squeezed out, only as far as Hanlan, who slams in.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 09:02:42 pm
Not messing about, glad to see the players have clicked, hopefully we can keep going all about fitness
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: steve@dcfd on July 08, 2025, 09:11:52 pm
Min by Min updates are really poor on the DRFC site they are just not happening whoever is supposed to be doing it they are poor

 104 mins The intensity of this game has dropped somewhat heading into the late stages

Intensity of the updates has been low from the start of the game.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DonnyBazR0ver on July 08, 2025, 09:18:14 pm
Maybe there's not very much to report.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DearneValleyRover on July 08, 2025, 09:20:16 pm
Alfreton have pulled one back
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: IDM on July 08, 2025, 09:25:25 pm
The score is always irrelevant in a practice match..
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DonnyBazR0ver on July 08, 2025, 09:30:37 pm
FT 2-3. Ajayi and Hanlan off the mark.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: EasyforDennis on July 08, 2025, 09:45:43 pm
Anybody know who Rovers 38 was?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Usher wide. on July 08, 2025, 09:54:34 pm
Siberia is playing in a deeper role like crew did last season  and playing some good balls

And there’s me thinking he’d been frozen out of the squad!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: colincramb on July 08, 2025, 09:56:36 pm
Siberia is playing in a deeper role like crew did last season  and playing some good balls

And there’s me thinking he’d been frozen out of the squad!

Hopefully Grant won’t give him the cold shoulder this season
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DonnyBazR0ver on July 08, 2025, 09:58:29 pm
Anybody know who Rovers 38 was?

Harry Glaves U18 full back apparently.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: ncRover on July 08, 2025, 10:17:42 pm
McCann on absences:

 "Jamie (Sterry) woke up with a stiff groin. It's nothing too serious but we didn't want to risk him.”

“Robbie (Gotts) has got bad blisters on every toe, the kind of which I've never seen before. We left him yesterday and tonight but he'll be fine for Saturday.”


“And as for Joe (Ironside) he's a little bit behind the group in terms of fitness levels and sharpness. He missed the whole off-season programme because he's carrying a little problem in his pubic bone area from last season which got infected. He's frustrated with it. He trained single sessions in the first week but didn't in the second. And then last week in Spain he trained all the double sessions every day so he's probably four or five session behind and we'll just get him sharper before we involve him."
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: EasyforDennis on July 08, 2025, 10:31:49 pm
Anybody know who Rovers 38 was?

Harry Glaves U18 full back apparently.

He certainly didn't look out of place and looks a real prospect.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: CheeseToastie on July 08, 2025, 10:46:09 pm
You may get the score and some updates from FlashScore

https://www.flashscore.co.uk/match/football/2Va7Ba3C/#/match-summary

Flashscore saying 2-1 rovers so wouldn't rely on this pre season!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: dknward2 on July 08, 2025, 10:57:09 pm
It was in the 2nd game the first finished 1-1 with it being a preseason I wouldn't worry the Stamford and Peterborough sports game should work better as they are a full 90 mins standard match
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: StocksArmy on July 08, 2025, 11:03:58 pm
Very competitive outing for the squad that. The pitch was extremely dry which really didn’t help us in both halves. A lot of misjudged bouncing balls and under hit/ misplaced passes. 2 negatives I took from that was Pearson needs to improve massively to get up to speed. For slowest defenders in our history he’s gotta be up there. His legs look absolutely shot. I still don’t think Bailey is as good in midfield either. Positives were O’ Riordan and Grehan, the latter especially looked very very good. Clifton and Broadbent looked sharp and Mols looked every bit the levels above. They took the left back off who played the 2nd game for the one who played the first.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: CottyRover on July 08, 2025, 11:17:48 pm
Thanks to everyone who provided updates. Very much appreciated
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Lesonthewest on July 08, 2025, 11:39:28 pm
Very competitive outing for the squad that. The pitch was extremely dry which really didn’t help us in both halves. A lot of misjudged bouncing balls and under hit/ misplaced passes. 2 negatives I took from that was Pearson needs to improve massively to get up to speed. For slowest defenders in our history he’s gotta be up there. His legs look absolutely shot. I still don’t think Bailey is as good in midfield either. Positives were O’ Riordan and Grehan, the latter especially looked very very good. Clifton and Broadbent looked sharp and Mols looked every bit the levels above. They took the left back off who played the 2nd game for the one who played the first.

Go along with that, the first 60 minute team didn't look as good as the 2nd side. Good workout against a decent outfit. Gibson, Maxwell, & Close also showed up well. The new lads that took the eye for me were O'Riordan, Grehan, & Hanlan.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: donnyguy on July 08, 2025, 11:40:31 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAFCWJhoESk
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Post by: donnyguy on July 08, 2025, 11:54:05 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf840MNVWwo
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: roversdude on July 09, 2025, 07:12:23 am
Strange the guy on the microphone stated it was 2 separate games so guess we won on aggregate lol
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Usher wide. on July 09, 2025, 08:07:12 am
McCann on absences:

 "Jamie (Sterry) woke up with a stiff groin. It's nothing too serious but we didn't want to risk him.”

“Robbie (Gotts) has got bad blisters on every toe, the kind of which I've never seen before. We left him yesterday and tonight but he'll be fine for Saturday.”


“And as for Joe (Ironside) he's a little bit behind the group in terms of fitness levels and sharpness. He missed the whole off-season programme because he's carrying a little problem in his pubic bone area from last season which got infected. He's frustrated with it. He trained single sessions in the first week but didn't in the second. And then last week in Spain he trained all the double sessions every day so he's probably four or five session behind and we'll just get him sharper before we involve him."

I can relate to Jamie Sterry’s ‘condition’ first thing in a morning.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Alan Southstand on July 09, 2025, 08:34:32 am
Particularly like GM’s comment about Middleton’s offside goal.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Reg of the Rovers on July 09, 2025, 08:54:02 am
McCann on absences:

 "Jamie (Sterry) woke up with a stiff groin. It's nothing too serious but we didn't want to risk him.”

“Robbie (Gotts) has got bad blisters on every toe, the kind of which I've never seen before. We left him yesterday and tonight but he'll be fine for Saturday.”


“And as for Joe (Ironside) he's a little bit behind the group in terms of fitness levels and sharpness. He missed the whole off-season programme because he's carrying a little problem in his pubic bone area from last season which got infected. He's frustrated with it. He trained single sessions in the first week but didn't in the second. And then last week in Spain he trained all the double sessions every day so he's probably four or five session behind and we'll just get him sharper before we involve him."

I can relate to Jamie Sterry’s ‘condition’ first thing in a morning.
Sterry is stiff, Ironside got the bone, they're all very excited to play for McCann!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Avsuptem on July 09, 2025, 04:35:45 pm
McCann on absences:

 "Jamie (Sterry) woke up with a stiff groin. It's nothing too serious but we didn't want to risk him.”

“Robbie (Gotts) has got bad blisters on every toe, the kind of which I've never seen before. We left him yesterday and tonight but he'll be fine for Saturday.”


“And as for Joe (Ironside) he's a little bit behind the group in terms of fitness levels and sharpness. He missed the whole off-season programme because he's carrying a little problem in his pubic bone area from last season which got infected. He's frustrated with it. He trained single sessions in the first week but didn't in the second. And then last week in Spain he trained all the double sessions every day so he's probably four or five session behind and we'll just get him sharper before we involve him."

I can relate to Jamie Sterry’s ‘condition’ first thing in a morning.

I used to be able to but not for a while now.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Pancho Regan on July 09, 2025, 09:14:24 pm
McCann on absences:

 "Jamie (Sterry) woke up with a stiff groin. It's nothing too serious but we didn't want to risk him.”

“Robbie (Gotts) has got bad blisters on every toe, the kind of which I've never seen before. We left him yesterday and tonight but he'll be fine for Saturday.”


“And as for Joe (Ironside) he's a little bit behind the group in terms of fitness levels and sharpness. He missed the whole off-season programme because he's carrying a little problem in his pubic bone area from last season which got infected. He's frustrated with it. He trained single sessions in the first week but didn't in the second. And then last week in Spain he trained all the double sessions every day so he's probably four or five session behind and we'll just get him sharper before we involve him."

I can relate to Jamie Sterry’s ‘condition’ first thing in a morning.

I used to be able to but not for a while now.

Oh for those teenage years ……..
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: IDM on July 09, 2025, 09:35:40 pm
Teenage kicks, right through the night..
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Iberian Red on July 09, 2025, 09:37:46 pm
Teenage kicks, right through the night..

IDM,I think You're Turning Japanese
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Usher wide. on July 09, 2025, 11:20:32 pm
From ‘Forever in blue jeans’.

‘Baby tonight, baby tonight by the fire you & I. N’owt but the sound of my heartbeat & yours next to mine’

In reality.

“Are you following this film?”.

“Absholutely luv. Just resting one eye at a time. Hay fever kicking in”.

“Hay fever?! Too much bloody wine more like!”.

“Rhuubisch lovey. Henjoyin this am I”.

She’s got the remote & the film is on pause as a man exits a taxi in a dark street. I feel a ‘challenge’ coming on…..& my fears were quickly realised.

“Right then. Who is that getting out of the taxi?”

I squint & retrieve my long distance glasses which at some point have inexplicably made their way in a ‘Mission Impossible’ esq way, down my nose & unbeknownst to me then abseiled their way onto my lap (sneaky Specsaver bas****s!).

I scoop them up & place them on my nose in one sweep (cue dose renewed I felt in that one decisive manoeuvre) I look at the frozen figure on the screen….& ponder, knowing the ‘balance of power’ for control of the remote in the Usher household for at least the coming weekend rests on my answer.

I see a smallish figure (could be de Niro, might be Cruise), it’s raining heavily (could be New York could be Philadelphia). Then I remember the last thing I consciously remember.

A taxi pulling up outside a pub to collect its fare…in the rain.

‘Think man think. You can pull this one out of the bag without ever having to admit you may have drifted off for 40 winks’.

‘Small man, taxi, heavy rain, pub’.

‘That there my love, what a hactor and (burp) pardon, may I dgust had, playhing a character not he ven (burp) pardon, that heavy rain can hide’.

I pause at this point to assimilate all my facts before (with arms flourished towards the tv) I announce, ‘That of course is the one & only Mike Baldwin’.

“BED, NOW!”.

Telly goes off quickly followed by all lighting. My beloved I can hear is climbing the stairs astride what sounds not unlike a baby elephant.

‘I knew I should have gone with Pacino. Looked a good start though…..burp.’





Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: scawsby steve on July 09, 2025, 11:35:15 pm
No highlights for this game anywhere?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: DonnyBazR0ver on July 10, 2025, 12:02:37 am
Adam Gittins Vlog

https://youtu.be/FZGRbHzYrsg?si=7eoj0DSLTNGMP4og
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: IDM on July 10, 2025, 07:23:18 am
Teenage kicks, right through the night..

IDM,I think You're Turning Japanese

I think you missed the undertone in my post..
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: LincsRover on July 10, 2025, 08:00:30 am
Teenage kicks, right through the night..

Gets me thinking about my perfect cousin!! 2nd cousin obviously, or that would be v wrong!! I’m not from Barnsley!!!!  :P :P
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: BobG on July 10, 2025, 11:02:29 am
I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: selby on July 10, 2025, 12:55:46 pm
  Billy Heath builds sides at Alfreton that play a certain way, and he picks players to p;ay the
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: selby on July 10, 2025, 01:02:31 pm
  Billy Heath the manager at Alfreton has his teams playing to their strengths, are tough, big, and powerful.
  As a learning curve this game is probably apart from the obvious MK Dons, and Blackpool games  the hardest of the pre season games as regards what our younger players were going to come up against.
  I think it was a great first friendly game, and to get a result a good sign for the coming season.
  The pitch is not the best, the ball is going to come into your area at every opportunity, and you are going to have a lot of the ball with a big barrier put up across the pitch.
  Getting a result is a big plus looking forward to the coming season and young players like Flint did well although I have not seen many comments about the younger players thrust into this game.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Alan Southstand on July 10, 2025, 03:03:11 pm
GM recently praised the young lad at right back who came in at the last minute.
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Post by: selby on July 10, 2025, 03:43:57 pm
  Alan, haven't seen it but he must have done well.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Chris Black come back on July 10, 2025, 03:48:27 pm
Harry Glaves. Called in at very last minute as Kasper Williams had a minor injury.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: EasyforDennis on July 10, 2025, 05:25:55 pm
Harry Glaves. Called in at very last minute as Kasper Williams had a minor injury.

Thought he had a good game, looked well composed for a young lad and on that performance is definitely one for Selby to keep his eye on.  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Avsuptem on July 11, 2025, 06:08:23 am
I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG

Or him.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: roversdude on July 11, 2025, 08:21:14 am
Alfreton had a Rory Delap esque player launching throw ins into our box from anywhere in our half. There going to be a threat with that tactic in the NLN
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Pancho Regan on July 11, 2025, 04:17:08 pm
I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG

Any particular reason why you Googled that Bob?

 ;)
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Lesonthewest on July 11, 2025, 04:49:49 pm
Alfreton had a Rory Delap esque player launching throw ins into our box from anywhere in our half. There going to be a threat with that tactic in the NLN

Absolutely, I'm sure he threw one into the six yard box from nearer the half way line than the corner flag. Big weapon for them this season.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: BobG on July 11, 2025, 08:14:08 pm
I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG

Any particular reason why you Googled that Bob?

 ;)

Yes Pancho. LincsRovers comment. It was wrong. I knew it was wrong. So Google confirmed just to keep all the Doubting Thomas's quiet.

BobG
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: LincsRover on July 11, 2025, 10:34:06 pm
I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG

Any particular reason why you Googled that Bob?

 ;)

Yes Pancho. LincsRovers comment. It was wrong. I knew it was wrong. So Google confirmed just to keep all the Doubting Thomas's quiet.

BobG


You certainly cleared it up for me too bob, I had no idea either way but, knowing my cousins, it just seemed wrong! It is a great song though!!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: rich1471 on July 11, 2025, 10:51:13 pm
Alfreton had a Rory Delap esque player launching throw ins into our box from anywhere in our half. There going to be a threat with that tactic in the NLN

Absolutely, I'm sure he threw one into the six yard box from nearer the half way line than the corner flag. Big weapon for them this season.
He did his throws where very dangerous and we struggled when they came in
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: BobG on July 12, 2025, 07:14:52 am
Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Pancho Regan on July 13, 2025, 06:01:00 pm
Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.

Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: BobG on July 13, 2025, 06:44:43 pm
 :) :) :)

I wonder if the lady is still around....?

BobG
PS. There was one girl in your year I had the hots for.... Tall, very long, dark hair. Moved nicely And that's all I ever did get to know.....!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Chris Black come back on July 13, 2025, 07:48:02 pm
Very odd thread.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: LincsRover on July 13, 2025, 08:04:40 pm
Certainly is, I think I should apologise! It started out normally but then quickly slipped to undertones and teenage kicks, at which point I brought my perfect cousin into the mix. From there it slid into depravity and the definition of incest (thanks for the clarification Bob). I truly apologise to anyone disturbed by this thread. Although, to be fair, I have made quite a few Barnsley fans very happy!  :police:
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: BobG on July 13, 2025, 08:05:58 pm
Lol. I think it's rarher entertaining. But then, I ain't precious

BobG
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: GazLaz on July 13, 2025, 08:28:08 pm
Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.




Imagine bragging about fancying your cousin. And you call me names!!!
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: Metalmicky on July 13, 2025, 08:56:23 pm
Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.



Did he know you fancied him....
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: MachoMadness on July 13, 2025, 09:41:11 pm
Thought I'd taken a wrong turn and ended up on the Barnsley forum for a minute.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: drfchound on July 14, 2025, 12:02:08 am
Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.

Did he know you fancied him....

Haha. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: RoversInSpain on July 14, 2025, 04:26:48 pm
Very funny thread tbf. I suppose we could bring the thread back closer to the title. Anyone with a cousin in Alfreton?
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: ravenrover on July 14, 2025, 05:56:43 pm
Lots of Warburtons in Alfreton as there are Barnsley
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: scawsby steve on July 14, 2025, 08:45:38 pm
Lots of Warburtons in Alfreton as there are Barnsley

You mean lots of people loafing about?

Alright, alright; I'll get mi coat.
Title: Re: Alfreton
Post by: ravenrover on July 15, 2025, 09:33:43 am
Nooo they're all "intabread"