Viking Supporters Co-operative

Viking Chat => Viking Chat => Topic started by: Nudga on August 13, 2025, 10:01:39 pm

Title: Ticket purchase
Post by: Nudga on August 13, 2025, 10:01:39 pm
I've just gone to buy a ticket for my lad for the Burton match but it's been declined because apparently he's 125 years of age.

It's his birthday tomorrow but I could have sworn that he's only 20?!
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: drfchound on August 13, 2025, 10:02:35 pm
Time traveller?
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: RobTheRover on August 13, 2025, 10:03:15 pm
I've just gone to buy a ticket for my lad for the Burton match but it's been declined because apparently he's 125 years of age.

It's his birthday tomorrow but I could have sworn that he's only 20?!

Tough paper round.
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: BobG on August 13, 2025, 10:17:37 pm
Have you got another son hidden away somewhere?

BobG
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: Nudga on August 13, 2025, 10:38:00 pm
Have you got another son hidden away somewhere?

BobG

Chances are highly likely. I was very prolific circa 94-02.

Maybe Gazlaz could do an XG on my numbers?
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: BobG on August 14, 2025, 06:49:27 am
Aaagh! The world is full of mini Nudgas!

:):):)

BobG
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: GazLaz on August 14, 2025, 06:58:13 am
Aaagh! The world is full of mini Nudgas!

:):):)

BobG

Nuga-

Known Kids- 3
xK (expected kids)- 4.55
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: RobTheRover on August 14, 2025, 08:09:39 am
Clean sheets - 0
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: NigelJ on August 14, 2025, 09:35:40 am
Attempted passes 43
Successful passes 2
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: Nudga on August 14, 2025, 09:37:42 am
Attempted passes 43
Successful passes 2

Bitch please, we're talking Alan Shearer numbers here
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: IDM on August 14, 2025, 10:11:25 am
Trying to get my head round what would constitute an “assist” in these circumstances…
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: Nudga on August 14, 2025, 10:34:14 am
Trying to get my head round what would constitute an “assist” in these circumstances…

1, your mate talks to the opposition and softens them up for you. 


2,  your mate manually guides you into the  box.
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: BobG on August 14, 2025, 10:47:54 am
Christ.....

Does this game involve headers too?

BobG
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: moses on August 14, 2025, 11:00:21 am
Or being dumped...
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: RobTheRover on August 14, 2025, 11:38:24 am
Shots from outside the box must be enormous.
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: Metalmicky on August 14, 2025, 03:13:15 pm
Do your dribbling skills cum into play...?
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: scawsby steve on August 14, 2025, 03:57:01 pm
I've just gone to buy a ticket for my lad for the Burton match but it's been declined because apparently he's 125 years of age.

It's his birthday tomorrow but I could have sworn that he's only 20?!

If that's become a rule in general, we're not going to be seeing BB and Wolfie at any more games.
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: Nudga on August 14, 2025, 04:30:01 pm
Do your dribbling skills cum into play...?

Bukkake Sako is your man for that.

I like to find those little pockets and shoot my shot in there
Title: Re: Ticket purchase
Post by: graingrover on August 15, 2025, 12:13:34 pm
is your 125 year old son accused of voting Democrat in USAtoo ?