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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on August 17, 2025, 05:34:56 pm
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Donald Trump died and went to Hell. The Devil said to him, Here are three doors, you can choose any one of them and take the place of whoever's inside it.
Donald enters door number one. Inside is Barack Obama, he's jumping off a diving board, landing in a pool, and climbing back out and up onto the diving board repeatedly. Trump said, "I don't think I can do that for eternity."
So he goes into door number two, where George Bush is breaking up rocks with a hammer. Donald says, "I can't do that for eternity, I've got a bad shoulder from playing too much Golf."
So he goes into room three, where Bill Clinton is lying naked on a bed, and Monica Lewenski is doing what she was famous for to him, over and over again. Donald says, "I think I could manage that!"
So the Devil said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"