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Title: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Donnywolf on November 24, 2025, 08:54:54 am
I will go first


Ryobi Tools and the bloke who doesn't say please or thank you


About the 4th year it has aired and surely Can I borrow some tools would be much better if it had "please" at the end


Even when he gets a pile given he just says I love Christmas


Ignorant pig , and thanks for reading.  Please feel free to add more
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 24, 2025, 09:04:49 am
The one with women discussing their pee pants.

No wonder half the bloke population needs Viagra to go anywhere bloody near them!
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: drfchound on November 24, 2025, 09:07:09 am
I will go first


Ryobi Tools and the bloke who doesn't say please or thank you


About the 4th year it has aired and surely Can I borrow some tools would be much better if it had "please" at the end


Even when he gets a pile given he just says I love Christmas


Ignorant pig , and thanks for reading.  Please feel free to add more

I haven’t seen that advert Wolfie but if it is as bad as you say then I think you are being a bit harsh on pigs with your closing summary.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: andy didcott on November 24, 2025, 09:17:25 am
Mild green fairy liquid, long time ago.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Pancho Regan on November 24, 2025, 09:30:51 am
Domino Hoo-Hoo anyone?

Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Donnywolf on November 24, 2025, 10:36:59 am
And though I wasn't going to have 2 goes the advert " when you've got heartburn nausea indigestion etc" with all the people in it dancing along

And the one for Hay fever where bloke is carrying a tray of Pimms etc with his nose dripping . Ugh

Made worse as its the same bloke in McCains chips advert where his son is mirroring everything he does. I cant help feeling ugh now
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: i_ateallthepies on November 24, 2025, 05:10:03 pm
All adverts on Greatest Hits radio, my God! cringeworthy.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Filo on November 24, 2025, 10:05:26 pm
All adverts on Greatest Hits radio, my God! cringeworthy.

Simplicity Cremations lol!
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Muttley on November 25, 2025, 05:44:36 am
The Asda Christmas ad that uses "spenny" for expensive.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: bobbymax on November 25, 2025, 07:08:26 am
Anything to do with cremations and those frankly stupid Daisy perfume ads. Someone must have been sniffing glue before coming up with those!
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Filo on November 26, 2025, 08:34:24 am
Anything to do with cremations and those frankly stupid Daisy perfume ads. Someone must have been sniffing glue before coming up with those!

The Simplicity Cremations one is a pretty jolly jingle considering the subject matter
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Donnywolf on November 26, 2025, 08:40:26 am
Anything to do with cremations and those frankly stupid Daisy perfume ads. Someone must have been sniffing glue before coming up with those!

The modern day Shake and Vac lol
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: River Don on November 27, 2025, 10:22:46 pm
Those Argos Ads with the dinosaur and the scary doll. It's like the girl in the old BBC test card made CGI.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: River Don on November 27, 2025, 10:47:00 pm
The LNER ad with the red haired dancing Muppet. Mainly because Doncaster isn't shown as one of their destinations.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Donnywolf on November 28, 2025, 06:57:50 am
Heinz Beans bloke blubbering in Spain
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Not Now Kato on December 01, 2025, 08:33:36 am
Heinz Beans bloke blubbering in Spain
:laugh:
 
Yeh, bring back the two boys with their “…. my brother John and me” rhymes.     :laugh:
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Donnywolf on December 01, 2025, 08:51:24 am
And they used to pronounce it Hines not like the Soup ad where it has morphed into Heinzttt

I'm old aren't I ?
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: tommy toes on December 13, 2025, 12:39:27 pm
Those two chavs exchanging cliched footy banter ‘wanna bet’

Audi
 ‘I’d like to move it, move it’

That lass laid in a new bed with her bf saying she wants a simple solitaire diamond ring. Just saying
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Donnywolf on December 13, 2025, 08:15:06 pm
Audi . Agree . It does me in and I've been singing it all day.

I still wouldn't know it was for Audi though
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: River Don on December 13, 2025, 11:58:38 pm
I like to move it by New York DJ Erick Morrillo. He combined house music with reggae and came up with one of the most infectious dance music tracks ever. It's a bit cheesy but there's no doubting it's popularity. It's on the animated Madagascar films too. He will have made a few bob from it.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: TonySoprano on December 15, 2025, 03:07:23 pm
The new Jaguar advert. How to torpedo an iconic brand in one hit.
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Hounslowrover on December 16, 2025, 09:29:35 pm
The one for Indeed about salaries, awful
Title: Re: Adverts that wind you up
Post by: Crowle Rover on December 20, 2025, 08:03:22 am
On The Beach adverts with Paddy McGuiness repeating the phrase "Booking genius!"
Booking genius?
Booking Kitson!