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Viking Chat => Viking Chat => Topic started by: Nudga on January 10, 2026, 07:04:15 am

Title: Timpot Rovers
Post by: Nudga on January 10, 2026, 07:04:15 am
Looking forward to the debuts of Hakeem and Okinowko

Hopefully we've installed underpath heating outside the stadium this week to make it safer to walk.  Still cant believe it wasn't fitted when the stadium was built.

Timpot club.
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: RugbyRover on January 10, 2026, 07:49:51 am
tinpot?
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Post by: Nudga on January 10, 2026, 07:51:17 am
tinpot?

Yes, Timpot
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Post by: RugbyRover on January 10, 2026, 07:53:35 am
fair enough.
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Post by: GazLaz on January 10, 2026, 08:06:39 am
Looking forward to the debuts of Hakeem and Okinowko

Hopefully we've installed underpath heating outside the stadium this week to make it safer to walk.  Still cant believe it wasn't fitted when the stadium was built.

Timpot club.

That post on Twitter is hilarious.
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: Smyth on January 10, 2026, 08:20:26 am
Hopefully we've installed underpath heating outside the stadium this week to make it safer to walk.  Still cant believe it wasn't fitted when the stadium was built.

Timpot club.
Not a bad idea, we could also install solar panels (made courtesy of effective slave labour in China using rare earth metals from third world exploitation) all over every available roof space, maybe even on the surrounding hills, amphitheatre area and even above the car parking areas and football pitches,  along with putting up some wind turbines.  Of course any electricity  generated would be far more expensive than the  current price per therm once the cost of infrastructure is included but what the heck,  at least some sanctimonious virtue signalling know all can use that as his latest hobby horse and  accuse anyone against those developments as being foolish tools of Putin. 
Might  even get Ediot Milliband to acknowledge that Doncaster has a football club?
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: vaya on January 10, 2026, 08:24:46 am
Hopefully we've installed underpath heating outside the stadium this week to make it safer to walk.  Still cant believe it wasn't fitted when the stadium was built.

Timpot club.
Not a bad idea, we could also install solar panels (made courtesy of effective slave labour in China using rare earth metals from third world exploitation) all over every available roof space, maybe even on the surrounding hills, amphitheatre area and even above the car parking areas and football pitches,  along with putting up some wind turbines.  Of course any electricity  generated would be far more expensive than the  current price per therm once the cost of infrastructure is included but what the heck,  at least some sanctimonious virtue signalling know all can use that as his latest hobby horse and  accuse anyone against those developments as being foolish tools of Putin. 
Might  even get Ediot Milliband to acknowledge that Doncaster has a football club?

There's a separate section for politics
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: Nudga on January 10, 2026, 08:36:10 am
Hopefully we've installed underpath heating outside the stadium this week to make it safer to walk.  Still cant believe it wasn't fitted when the stadium was built.

Timpot club.
Not a bad idea, we could also install solar panels (made courtesy of effective slave labour in China using rare earth metals from third world exploitation) all over every available roof space, maybe even on the surrounding hills, amphitheatre area and even above the car parking areas and football pitches,  along with putting up some wind turbines.  Of course any electricity  generated would be far more expensive than the  current price per therm once the cost of infrastructure is included but what the heck,  at least some sanctimonious virtue signalling know all can use that as his latest hobby horse and  accuse anyone against those developments as being foolish tools of Putin. 
Might  even get Ediot Milliband to acknowledge that Doncaster has a football club?

We should install ground source heat pumps with big bore heating pipes around the stadium paths.
I hate having cold feet, its no good for my Raynauds disease
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: Usher wide. on January 10, 2026, 08:37:11 am
They should have carpeted around the stadium….red & white hoops of course!
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Post by: Nudga on January 10, 2026, 08:41:19 am
They should have carpeted around the stadium….red & white hoops of course!

Yes, even better. Must have decent underlay of course.
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: roversdude on January 10, 2026, 08:58:01 am
And heated handrails on the stairs rubbish Rovers
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: Nudga on January 10, 2026, 08:59:12 am
And heated handrails on the stairs rubbish Rovers

#TIMPOT
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Post by: Arksey rover on January 10, 2026, 09:36:44 am
Heated seat cushions would be nice
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Post by: Filo on January 10, 2026, 09:39:08 am
Heated seat cushions would be nice

And a nice tartan blanket to cover the legs
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Post by: DearneValleyRover on January 10, 2026, 09:45:58 am
Plus those heated feet slippers
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Post by: moses on January 10, 2026, 11:05:17 am
Those heaters in the roof pointing back at the crowd like they have at Real Madrid.
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Post by: Filo on January 10, 2026, 11:28:24 am
Those heaters in the roof pointing back at the crowd like they have at Real Madrid.
Thats the Sun mate
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Post by: Colemans Left Hook on January 10, 2026, 12:53:07 pm
The club could invest in small portable solar panels so bald people could fit them on their heads to stay warm or charge their phones
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Post by: PDX_Rover on January 10, 2026, 02:51:15 pm
Seat with wheels and little motors so you can go to the bar and food stations and don’t have to walk.

Better still, individual Star Trek Next Generation replicators for every seat so you can order whatever you imagine and it’s generated right there. Make it so, Rovers

#tinpot club
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on January 10, 2026, 04:24:45 pm
Pah, They should have built the new ground in my back garden so I could watch every match from my armchair. Bloody disgrace.
Title: Re: Timpot Rovers
Post by: RoseTInteD on January 10, 2026, 05:05:40 pm
And heated cocoons at the front for us over 70s that can't sit for two hours outside in the cold.