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Title: In the tunnel last night
Post by: Stu The Tickhill Red on February 17, 2010, 07:04:14 pm
Anyone know what was supposed to have gone off in the tunnel at half time last night? Just heard an Owl fan on FH saying those involved should be banned but didn't give any info about what happened. :S
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Muttley on February 17, 2010, 08:42:16 pm
I believe several Owls players came to blows as they all rushed to be the first to give their phone number to SOD
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on February 17, 2010, 09:07:46 pm
Frank Simek and Lee Beevers continued their impersonations of Tom, witlessly trying to chase after John Oster and Jamie Coppinger's Jerry. As JO & JC ran into a tiny mousehole in the tunnel, FS & LB chased after them and smashed their heads into the wall.

Then, Luke Varney went trotting off down the tunnel, only to walk straight into an iron held up by James Chambers, and sink to the floor with a perfectly flat face and stars round his head.

This really turned complicated when James O'Conner tripped a mousetrap left by James O'Connor in a strategically dangerous place and trapped his tail. You might have heard the wail of anguished pain, which many of us mistook for the message that Billy Sharp had scored the second goal finally working it's way through the cerebral cortex of the Dee-Dahs 30 minutes after the event.

Finally, a big, aggressive, black housemaid whose face no-one ever saw came along and paddled Darren Potter's arse with a broom, opened the back door and booted him out.
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Woodhead Passer on February 17, 2010, 09:11:03 pm
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Frank Simek and Lee Beevers continued their impersonations of Tom, witlessly trying to chase after John Oster and Jamie Coppinger's Jerry. As JO & JC ran into a tiny mousehole in the tunnel, FS & LB chased after them and smashed their heads into the wall.

Then, Luke Varney went trotting off down the tunnel, only to walk straight into an iron held up by James Chambers, and sink to the floor with a perfectly flat face and stars round his head.

This really turned complicated when James O'Conner tripped a mousetrap left by James O'Connor in a strategically dangerous place and trapped his tail. You might have heard the wail of anguished pain, which many of us mistook for the message that Billy Sharp had scored the second goal finally working it's way through the cerebral cortex of the Dee-Dahs 30 minutes after the event.

Finally, a big, aggressive, black housemaid whose face no-one ever saw came along and paddled Darren Potter's arse with a broom, opened the back door and booted him out.


absolute quality  :laugh:
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Stu The Tickhill Red on February 17, 2010, 09:25:47 pm
BillyStubbsTears wrote:
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Frank Simek and Lee Beevers continued their impersonations of Tom, witlessly trying to chase after John Oster and Jamie Coppinger's Jerry. As JO & JC ran into a tiny mousehole in the tunnel, FS & LB chased after them and smashed their heads into the wall.

Then, Luke Varney went trotting off down the tunnel, only to walk straight into an iron held up by James Chambers, and sink to the floor with a perfectly flat face and stars round his head.

This really turned complicated when James O'Conner tripped a mousetrap left by James O'Connor in a strategically dangerous place and trapped his tail. You might have heard the wail of anguished pain, which many of us mistook for the message that Billy Sharp had scored the second goal finally working it's way through the cerebral cortex of the Dee-Dahs 30 minutes after the event.

Finally, a big, aggressive, black housemaid whose face no-one ever saw came along and paddled Darren Potter's arse with a broom, opened the back door and booted him out.




Cheers BST, thats what I'd heard, you've set mind at rest
now.  ;)
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Lord Farquaad on February 17, 2010, 10:57:36 pm
Stu The Tickhill Red wrote:
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BillyStubbsTears wrote:
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Frank Simek and Lee Beevers continued their impersonations of Tom, witlessly trying to chase after John Oster and Jamie Coppinger's Jerry. As JO & JC ran into a tiny mousehole in the tunnel, FS & LB chased after them and smashed their heads into the wall.

Then, Luke Varney went trotting off down the tunnel, only to walk straight into an iron held up by James Chambers, and sink to the floor with a perfectly flat face and stars round his head.

This really turned complicated when James O'Conner tripped a mousetrap left by James O'Connor in a strategically dangerous place and trapped his tail. You might have heard the wail of anguished pain, which many of us mistook for the message that Billy Sharp had scored the second goal finally working it's way through the cerebral cortex of the Dee-Dahs 30 minutes after the event.

Finally, a big, aggressive, black housemaid whose face no-one ever saw came along and paddled Darren Potter's arse with a broom, opened the back door and booted him out.




Cheers BST, thats what I'd heard, you've set mind at rest
now.  ;)


Then Gareth Gates was heard on the tannoy saying:

The th th the the th the th th the the the that's all folks!
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Walkley_owl on February 18, 2010, 12:53:44 pm
Who is Lee Beevers?
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Keith Myath on February 18, 2010, 01:26:14 pm
Walkley_owl wrote:
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Who is Lee Beevers?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Beevers

 B)
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: Walkley_owl on February 18, 2010, 01:43:45 pm
Keith Myath wrote:
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Walkley_owl wrote:
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Who is Lee Beevers?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Beevers

 B)



Thanks, he's no Mark Beevers mind
Title: Re:In the tunnel last night
Post by: scuzzer on February 18, 2010, 01:47:22 pm
Maybe Lee Beevers would be better at Centre Half for ya Walkley instead of that hatstand!