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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: CusworthRovers on March 04, 2010, 09:24:01 pm

Title: Knitting Joke
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 04, 2010, 09:24:01 pm

Police are concerned regarding a 7th murder, where all the victims have been repeatedly stabbed with numerous knitting needles. A Police spokesperson stated 'We have no suspect as yet, but we do see a pattern developing'

Title: Re:Knitting Joke
Post by: BLIR on March 04, 2010, 11:06:49 pm

Another knitting joke:

3 pregnant women sat knitting. The first says \"I hope I have a boy, I'm knitting a blue jumper\". The second says \"I hope I have a girl, I'm knitting a pink hat\".

The third says.....................





























\"I hope mine's disabled, I've made a right mess of these sleeves\"