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Title: Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 12:56:45 pm
Tonights Game: Newcastle United

I feel a similar scenario to Saturday's game could be upon us tonight, we come out as usual and dominate the first 15minutes and this is where it is vital we put the ball in the net.

A return for Billy Sharp will help the attack which was lacking in some respects last weekend.

I see an uninspiring, but satisfactory 1-1 draw tonight
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Filo on March 23, 2010, 01:01:19 pm
I`m glad we`ve got your blessing your holiness, before you save the rest of mankind next Friday  :laugh:
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 01:03:42 pm
Oh im not interested in mankind, im here for the rovers! I'll be there tonight, cheering them on under my breath!
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Filo on March 23, 2010, 01:07:19 pm
JESUSISHERE wrote:
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Oh im not interested in mankind, im here for the rovers! I'll be there tonight, cheering them on under my breath!



What! you mean Easter`s cancelled?

No easter eggs? are you sick of getting nailed to that cross or summat?
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 01:14:09 pm
If you want Easter this year, you can come find me at the game tonight!
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Guernsey Exile on March 23, 2010, 01:20:05 pm
This aint a dating site you two - jees almost as bad as Cussy and Jucy  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: big fat yorkshire pudding on March 23, 2010, 01:32:58 pm
Jesus christ my lord, Jesus christ.

Are you THE Jesus who attends Rovers home and away every week?
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 01:35:19 pm
No BFYP, im THE jesus that is paid to be at every home game, but doesn't travel away much!
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: River Don on March 23, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
Feel free to perform any miracles then... By the way Mr Christ do you own a bike?
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 01:43:26 pm
No river don, why u ask?

this thread has kinda gone off my original point a little.......
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: River Don on March 23, 2010, 01:45:42 pm
Christ on a bike!

You don't actually ride a bike? Fascinating.
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 01:53:52 pm
thoughts for tonights game?  What are your 'premonitions'?
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: River Don on March 23, 2010, 01:56:17 pm
I don't claim to be able to see in to the future but I'd be more than happy with a draw tonight.
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: The Red Baron on March 23, 2010, 02:27:22 pm
Would have said a draw or even a narrow defeat was the most likely result until the news about Taylor and Carroll's alleged bust up came out.

Consider how disruptive \"boozegate\" was to us in the Middlesbrough game- and no-one got hurt in that fiasco.

I think we can do it tonight- although I'd still be happy with a draw.
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 02:28:29 pm
I must go prepare for tonights game - WEST STAND BARMY ARMY!!
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Filo on March 23, 2010, 02:46:17 pm
Have a word with your old man see if he can use his influence on the footballing gods
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 02:57:57 pm
I will try my best, although i think all his influence may have been used up on last nights game!
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Filo on March 23, 2010, 03:01:03 pm
I thought your old man was top dog in the world of the gods, surely if he can get a bird pregnant with a wink and a smile, he can sort a win out for us as well
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 23, 2010, 03:01:37 pm
Nice one Jesus. About time we had a second coming.

I predict 1-0 to Donny.


By the way, be careful if you cross that lake by foot, it's got harmful algae in it apparently.
Better still, any chance you can turn it into Rioja?
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Filo on March 23, 2010, 03:04:32 pm
CusworthRovers wrote:
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By the way, be careful if you cross that lake by foot, it's got harmful algae in it apparently.



PMSL  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


Maybe if he drags Moses along he can walk on dry land
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 pm
I'm starting to think mi old 'son of man' might be infact Peter Kitchen. After all he could walk on water.
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: jucyberry on March 23, 2010, 03:22:17 pm
Guernsey Exile wrote:
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This aint a dating site you two - jees almost as bad as Cussy and Jucy  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


Cheeky!!!!.. is it my fault that Cussy is a smooth as galaxy chocolate?  :blush:
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: Filo on March 23, 2010, 03:29:41 pm
jucyberry wrote:
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Guernsey Exile wrote:
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This aint a dating site you two - jees almost as bad as Cussy and Jucy  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


Cheeky!!!!.. is it my fault that Cussy is a smooth as galaxy chocolate?  :blush:



Cussy smooth?  i`ve yet to come across anyone from Thorne thats smooth, they`re all rough as old dogs from there!  :laugh:
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 23, 2010, 03:30:41 pm
Indeed sweet cheeks.

Although down below I do have a problem of being Baby sized. This does cause concern for many a girl, but I hope you will be OK with it.

When I say Baby sized I mean......



















18\" long and weighing 8pounds 4oz
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: ScillyRover on March 23, 2010, 03:49:56 pm
JESUSISHERE wrote:
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Tonights Game: Newcastle United

I feel a similar scenario to Saturday's game could be upon us tonight, we come out as usual and dominate the first 15minutes and this is where it is vital we put the ball in the net.

A return for Billy Sharp will help the attack which was lacking in some respects last weekend.

I see an uninspiring, but satisfactory 1-1 draw tonight


Can't you work one of your miracles and give us 3 points !

And while you're at it, a few loaves and fishes (from the Hyde Park Chippy) should be more than enough to feed the 15000 at the Keepmoat !
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: JESUSISHERE on March 23, 2010, 03:54:56 pm
I may be able to get us 3 points, but as for sorting out the food situation at the keepmoat youve gotta be kidding me!
Title: Re:Jesus's Premonitions!
Post by: jucyberry on March 23, 2010, 04:20:44 pm
Lol, walk on water, water in to wine...all in a days work...

Turning the food from the Keepmoat into fine cusine... a modern day miracle that even Jesus it seems would find taxing....  :laugh: