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Title: topical this weekends jokes
Post by: not on facebook on March 26, 2010, 02:44:28 pm

topic 'BARNSLEY'

what time is it when there is a pork pie on the clock face of barnsley
town hall clock face..........

......'som'ert t 8'

......what time is it when there is half a pork pie on barnsley town hall
clock face.......

.....'half 8'

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: Uredz on March 26, 2010, 03:02:25 pm

cue tumbleweed

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: Superspy on March 26, 2010, 08:01:21 pm

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg)

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: the dons on March 26, 2010, 09:22:16 pm

Chap from Barnsley goes into a vets and says,will thy have a look at me cat. Vet says is it a Tom, chap says no I brought it with me, you daft bugger. :chair:

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: Dickie Dido on March 26, 2010, 09:26:16 pm

Little Johnny: \"Mum I want to be a Barnsley season ticket holder when I grow up.\" Mum: \"Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both.\"

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 26, 2010, 09:29:57 pm

What does a Barnsley fan do after they’ve just beat THE MIGHTY DONCASTER ROVERS?....Turns off his Playstation and gets back in bed with his sister!!

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: BLIR on March 26, 2010, 11:34:03 pm

Bentley Bullet wrote:

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What does a Barnsley fan do after they’ve just beat THE MIGHTY DONCASTER ROVERS?....Turns off his Playstation and gets back in bed with his sister!!

Very good BB, in fact I've just nicked that for my FB status ;)

Here's a picture of said sister: (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Dingle.jpg)

Title: Re:topical this weekends jokes
Post by: Superspy on March 26, 2010, 11:36:43 pm

and iv nicked it for my msn status, haha