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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: jucyberry on March 29, 2010, 11:09:49 am
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Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the U. S , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death,
when all of a sudden Luis says.........
\"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.\"
\"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. \"
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
\"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.\"
\"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget.\"
\"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.\"
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and
Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
\"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!\"
\"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? \"
\"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush....\"
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I once bought a record shop in town.
Anyway this scruffy little shite hawk from Stainy walks in:
SH 'Have you got anything by The Doors mate?'
CR 'Yes 2 big ugly security guards, so don't even think about it, you thieving little shite'