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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: BLIR on April 07, 2010, 02:16:13 pm

Title: Poor old Lenny....
Post by: BLIR on April 07, 2010, 02:16:13 pm: Looks like he's staying in s Premier Inn tonight....

He says it will take a long time to get over Dawn, but not as long as it would take to walk round her......

He ditched Dawn after hearing she had a drug problem, she apparently had 12 inches of crack in her knickers......

Never mind Lenny, plenty more whales in the sea......

Dawn French - proof that laughing does make you burn calories......

I'll get my coat!
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: RobTheRover on April 08, 2010, 12:41:14 pm: Quality.

I might have a crack at Dawn. She's lovely.
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: CusworthRovers on April 09, 2010, 08:52:05 am: What hasn't helped, is the fact that Dawn has recently been diagnosed with bulimia. Doctors have given her 40yrs to live.
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: jucyberry on April 09, 2010, 05:57:34 pm: Wicked, wicked men... :laugh:

She is such a pretty woman I think.
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: Pintolager on April 09, 2010, 08:45:35 pm: Lenny Henry has just bought his new bed from Silent Night, he's hoping this f**ker doesn't come with the Hippo!
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: eastender on April 09, 2010, 09:32:15 pm: Lenny Henry as put the break up of his marriage, down to the fact that he was fed up of burning his arse on the light bulb when they

made love. :)
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: BLIR on April 10, 2010, 01:44:14 pm: jucyberry wrote:
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Wicked, wicked men... :laugh:

She is such a pretty woman I think.

Yes Deb, pretty if you like fat down syndromes :laugh:
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: donnyjay on April 10, 2010, 08:23:17 pm: I can see a very bitter divorce battle looming here over who gets custody of the pantry.
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: CusworthRovers on April 10, 2010, 08:42:29 pm: She's still well regarded at her local hospital it seems.

About 1 year ago Dawn went for a vaginal tuck and received 3 bunch's of flowers:
1 from the surgeon saying 'all went well'
1 from Lenny saying 'get well soon, love you lots'
1 from Billy in the burns unit saying 'thanks for the new ears'
Title: Re:Poor old Lenny....
Post by: CusworthRovers on April 10, 2010, 08:54:33 pm: Things might be taking a turn for the worse in this matter. Sunday papers have a voice recording of Lenny talking to an assassin over the phone.

LH 'How much and will it be fatal?'

A '10 grand. It will take 1 shot my friend, just below the left nipple'

LH 'I want her dead mate, not f**kin kneecapping'