Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: bobjimwilly on April 26, 2010, 09:02:05 pm
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I'll get the ball rolling.
What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole?
The volcano is still blowing ash.
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\"Marry me emily and I'll never look at another horse again!\"
\"There ain'ta no Sanity Clause!\"
\" A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke\"
\"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse\"
\"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot\"
\"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.\"
\"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt\"
Groucho Marx
Marvellous!
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Show me your growler.
I always find that works for me !!
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Every girl has a right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
The last time I saw an arse like that, Lester Piggott was whipping it.
Your that ugly the midwife slapped your mam.
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I know Paula, and the one thing I can say about her is, she's no quitter..........Brendan Foster Athens 2004.
said to Mrs CR. 'You've got a face a hyena wouldn't laugh at'........... CR 26/04/10
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CusworthRovers wrote:
I know Paula, and the one thing I can say about her is, she's no quitter..........Brendan Foster Athens 2004.
said to Mrs CR. 'You've got a face a hyena wouldn't laugh at'........... CR 26/04/10
I thought the gravel-mouthed Geordie said she was no shitter?
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I'm not saying your missus is fat, but when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing!
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BLIR wrote:
I'm not saying your missus is fat, but when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing!
lol I like that one :laugh:
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My teacher said I wasn't very observant but whatever, that was his or her opinion.
My shrink says I have an obsession with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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From the incomparable W.C Fields.....
\"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.\"
\"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.\"
\"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.\"
\"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.\"
\"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.\"
\"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.\"
\"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.\"
\"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.\"