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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: The Red Baron on May 02, 2010, 10:14:44 am
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the till, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door.
\"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!\"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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I thought i'd buy some flavoured condoms to spice up our sex life.Not long after she'd started gnoshing away,she turned and said \"this
Cheese one tastes really nice\".It was only then that i realised i'd forgotten to put one on. :woohoo:
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Just had a policeman at the door. He said \"It looks like your wife's been in an accident\"
I replied \"Yeah, I know but she's got a lovely personality.\"
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Give meeeee, some energyyyyyy, Mr Pharmacist.
Give it here,
No, it's mine
Let me bloody have it
It's my turn
You had it last
f**k Off
Come on gimme it, before I hit you
No pissing Way
........Siamese Twins having a w**k