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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Viking Don on May 21, 2010, 12:19:11 am
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and I had any ambition to be Prime Minister I'd definitely change my name to b*llocks.
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b*llocks Balls for PM.
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Viking Don wrote:
and I had any ambition to be Prime Minister I'd definitely change my name to b*llocks.
But then, when he became PM, he'd be Top b*llocks.
The politician I feel sorry for is the ex-Labour minister Stephen Ladyman. He was told never to go to Pattaya on holiday. If there had been some emergency and Gordon Brown had to call his hotel to get through to him, can you imagine the scene when the concierge shouted out, \"Important man wants Ladyman at the front desk please.\"
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First thought was surname, then preferred christian name change.
Definitely b*llocks Balls for PM.
I mean, Ed's just stupid.
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I always felt sorry for that Burman (Indonesian?) Prime Minister who was christened with the mighily amusing and unlikely name of......
Lee Bum Suk!
I still chortle at that one even after 20 years or more. Fancy being announced to Her Maj at some posh dinner at Buck House.
Major Domo \"The Prime Minister of Indonesia\" (I think it was!) \" Lee Bum SUK!\"
Her Maj \"I do hope there aren't any native customs one will have to indulge\"
Cheers
BobG
Cheers
BobG
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BobG wrote:
I always felt sorry for that Burman (Indonesian?) Prime Minister who was christened with the mighily amusing and unlikely name of......
Lee Bum Suk!
I still chortle at that one even after 20 years or more. Fancy being announced to Her Maj at some posh dinner at Buck House.
Major Domo \"The Prime Minister of Indonesia\" (I think it was!) \" Lee Bum SUK!\"
Her Maj \"I do hope there aren't any native customs one will have to indulge\"
Cheers
BobG
Cheers
BobG
And what about Phil the Greek's response. \"Christ Al-f**king-mighty, another slit-eyed primitive to entertain. And this one sounds like a right arse-licker.\"
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Have you seen lord Adonis? .......
What a misnomer that is....ugly little fcuker.... :laugh: :laugh:
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jucyberry wrote:
Have you seen lord Adonis? .......
What a misnomer that is....ugly little fcuker.... :laugh: :laugh:
I once bought an ex girlfriend a vibrator called \"The Adonis\", I always think of a huge rubber cock when I see that useless Kitson Lord Adonis on't telly.
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and it's just like when her Maj asks some Serbian leader his name, only to be told Slobadon Micockubic...........feeling somewhat perturbed she moves swiftly on to his foreign secretary..and you are?..said her Maj....Onya Backubic came the immediate reply. The Queen went for a lie down.
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Viking Don wrote:
First thought was surname, then preferred christian name change.
Definitely b*llocks Balls for PM.
I mean, Ed's just stupid.
but just imagine the poor newscaster if he had to announce that prime minister b*llocks was stressed and sweaty.... :laugh: :laugh:
You boys must agree that sweaty b*llocks are never pleasant :laugh:
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I always like the archbishop of the Phillipines called Cardinal Sin, and the first president of Zimbabwe called Caanan Banana, apparently they had to ban local newspapers from saying that his talks were \"fruitful\"! Politicians are more difficult, but always liked Ayup Ganech from the former Yugoslavia and thought he would have done well in Yorkshire, unfortunately he looks like being a war criminal.
When does Sadam Hussein have his breakfast? When Tariq Aziz!
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I don't think I'd fancy being called Balls. However, he could use it to his advantage in his camapign slogan:
\"To get Labour back in power- you need Balls!\"
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When I was at Uni we had a book in the kinematics section of the library titled 'Theory of Screws' by RS Ball (just googled - my memory is still intact, just a shame he didn't have an extra first intial A)
My youngest daughter Sian was briefly interested in a Dutchman over here with surname 'de Lier' until a little light went on......
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ed balls?
everyone knows thats not how you give `ed
B) :laugh:
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Apparently Ed Balls sister is called Ophelia Balls. :woohoo: