Viking Supporters Co-operative

Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: CusworthRovers on June 15, 2010, 07:27:51 pm

Title: Fitness Workout.
Post by: CusworthRovers on June 15, 2010, 07:27:51 pm
Come on folks, stop idling on that there computer............join in with me, 1, 2, and 3...now put your tongue out, right move it to the left, ok move it to the right, move it up and move it down again. Well done folks, now that wasn't so hard was it. Join me tomorrow for another repeat of the Stephen Hawkings workout.
Title: Re:Fitness Workout.
Post by: jucyberry on June 15, 2010, 10:03:51 pm
You are a bad, bad man....lol





Bloody funny tho.  :laugh:
Title: Re:Fitness Workout.
Post by: BLIR on June 16, 2010, 08:24:25 am
I think he might be paranoid - he keeps looking over his shoulder

He turned up for work covered in bruises and with a bust lip - his date stood him up

He can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker

Sweating like Stephen Hawking with the shits......

Jesus may have walked on water, but stephen hawking runs on batteries

I see that stephen hawking is ill in the hospital. Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?

He may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.

Stephen Hawking seems to have a chip on his shoulder. Whoops! Typo. I meant chin.








I'm here all week ;)
Title: Re:Fitness Workout.
Post by: CusworthRovers on June 16, 2010, 10:01:27 pm
BLIR wrote:
Quote
He may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.


That's the best.


By the way, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it seems the UK is under another chuffing ash cloud again. 'We'll be as quick as we can' said a spokesman from the Cumbrian Crematorium