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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Dickie Dido on July 18, 2010, 02:29:27 pm
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On the theme of childhood things, who did you fantasise about whilst practising having sex, alone?
a couple on my list were;
Sally James (Tiswas)
That bird with the big jugs from land of the giants, Heather somebody.
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Brooke Shields for me! Watching the film Blue Lagoon at School started it - I blame Alan Turner my English teacher :laugh:
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Yes he had the same effect on me when I watched Emmerdale farm.
Talking about that particukar soap, do you know who I found to be a zip buster on the farm in those days?.......
Dolly Skillbeck.
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Pintolager wrote:
Brooke Shields for me! Watching the film Blue Lagoon at School started it - I blame Alan Turner my English teacher :laugh:
Bang on. Plus:
Beatrice Dalle in Betty Blue
Wendy James in anything (pure filth)
Pamela Anderson
Linda Lusardi
Sam Fox
Daisy Duke
Obviously my tastes have changed since then (I wouldn't touch Sam Fox, even if she wasn't an egotistical gob shite faux lesbian)
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Another one I've just thought of, you might not believe this but I used to fancy a double up with Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble...
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Also Claire in Grange Hill who used to date Stupot Stewart, she was fit! Someone posted a clip on the old board of her in a later programme that she was in where she looked really fit.
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Pintolager wrote:
Also Claire in Grange Hill who used to date Stupot Stewart, she was fit! Someone posted a clip on the old board of her in a later programme that she was in where she looked really fit.
Cathy Hargreaves off Grange Hill did it for me as a 13 year old. Along with Princess off Battle of the Planets.
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BillyStubbsTears wrote:
Pintolager wrote:
Also Claire in Grange Hill who used to date Stupot Stewart, she was fit! Someone posted a clip on the old board of her in a later programme that she was in where she looked really fit.
Cathy Hargreaves off Grange Hill did it for me as a 13 year old. Along with Princess off Battle of the Planets.
bit of G force :laugh:
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I didn't have a particular favourite, I just w**ked off.....alot.........to anything.
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Pintolager wrote:
Brooke Shields for me! Watching the film Blue Lagoon at School started it - I blame Alan Turner my English teacher :laugh:
Pretty much concur with you on that one.
Also, Louise St Leger from the film 'Summer Lightning' - the 1985 version, absolutely fit as f**k.
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Metal Mickey. All these years later and I still get aroused getting a can of Coke out of a vending machine.
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Nudga wrote:
I didn't have a particular favourite, I just w**ked off.....alot.........to anything.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Only you could post that Nudga!
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What dear little boys you must have all been ... lol...
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Dickie Dido wrote:
On the theme of childhood things, who did you fantasise about whilst practising having sex, alone?
a couple on my list were;
Sally James (Tiswas)
That bird with the big jugs from land of the giants, Heather somebody.
Heather from Eastenders?????????????????? :woohoo: (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Heather_EE.jpg)
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Your mum.
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Who was the dead sexy one from the comedy series 'please sir'? Can't think of the name off hand......
Oh yes that was it.......John Alderton.........Bloody gorgeous!
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Nudga wrote:
I didn't have a particular favourite, I just w**ked off.....alot.........to anything.
Nice, but sadly misplaced, use of the past tense Nudga :laugh:
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Sheens Easton before she met Prince.
Natassja Kinski in Cat People.
The old bloke's secretary in \"Are you being served\". (Mind, when the hormones were going, even Mrs Slocombe would do).
Traci who did the backing vocals in Speak Like a Child by The Style Council.
Our Chemistry teacher at school who combined the smouldering looks of that dirty one out if Bucks Fizz, a pair of top b*llocks like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race and a rough-as-a-bear's-arse Geordie accent. We all reckoned she'd have banged like a shithouse door in ' wind.
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Pintolager wrote:
Also Claire in Grange Hill who used to date Stupot Stewart, she was fit! Someone posted a clip on the old board of her in a later programme that she was in where she looked really fit.
The girl who played Claire was in a play at the Gaumont with the guy who played Terry Duckworth about 22 years ago. She got her jugs out, can't remember why but also didn't complain :)
Need a Kleenex Pintolager?
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Sheens Easton before she met Prince.
Natassja Kinski in Cat People.
The old bloke's secretary in \"Are you being served\". (Mind, when the hormones were going, even Mrs Slocombe would do).
Traci who did the backing vocals in Speak Like a Child by The Style Council.
Our Chemistry teacher at school who combined the smouldering looks of that dirty one out if Bucks Fizz, a pair of top b*llocks like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race and a rough-as-a-bear's-arse Geordie accent. We all reckoned she'd have banged like a shithouse door in ' wind.
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BLIR wrote:
Nudga wrote:
I didn't have a particular favourite, I just w**ked off.....alot.........to anything.
Nice, but sadly misplaced, use of the past tense Nudga :laugh:
Very true big lad, in fact I shall soon be elaxing in the gentlemanly fashion when I switch over to Tube8 or PornHub now that the kids are in bed and the missus has gone to work.
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I was always quite a fan of the 8 pages or so preceding the shoes in my mum's Grattan catalogue. Particularly a collection known as \"Glossies\" which were translucent and gave a tantalising glimpse of nipple and bush. Funnily enough my old dear never raised the question of how one of the pages in said section came to be ripped out of the catalogue at the seam and carefully replaced until it worked itself loose again!
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Mike_F wrote:
I was always quite a fan of the 8 pages or so preceding the shoes in my mum's Grattan catalogue. Particularly a collection known as \"Glossies\" which were translucent and gave a tantalising glimpse of nipple and bush. Funnily enough my old dear never raised the question of how one of the pages in said section came to be ripped out of the catalogue at the seam and carefully replaced until it worked itself loose again!
At least the pages were free to fall loose and weren't stuck together like UniBond.
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True but I haven't mentioned the time she asked me furtively if I happened to have \"sneezed\" when I was in the bath. If a t**tting great hole could've opened up between the anaglypta and the Ferguson Videostar I've have happily plunged headlong into it!
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A problem shared is a problem halved Mike but I'm not sure if group therapy is the right move. :)
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I was also a fan of the Kays and Grattan catalogues.
Another favourite was Basic Instinct. I'd recorded it off the tele and midway through there was a scene where Michael Douglas picks Sharon Stone up in a club and they go back to hers. I must have watched the scene hundreds of times, I still can't believe how long he managed to last with Sharon Stone, they must have been going at it for literally minutes - totally unrealistic!
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Carol Vorderman and what you mean as a child
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donnievic wrote:
Carol Vorderman and what you mean as a child
I got horny when she was on Countdown....Not bad 5 letters.
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Bentley Bullet wrote:
donnievic wrote:
Carol Vorderman and what you mean as a child
I got horny when she was on Countdown....Not bad 5 letters.
I used to get a few big ones too B)
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Debbie Harry, Stevie Nicks and her off that \"Man About the House\" sitcom
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Filo wrote:
Debbie Harry, Stevie Nicks and her off that \"Man About the House\" sitcom
How did I forget Debbie Harry?
That close-up of her face in the video for \"Heart of Glass\", where her bottom jaw kind of slide sideways in a really dirty way while she's singing is in the Guinness Book of Records as being responsible for more teenage emissions than any other piece of video footage in history. All of them mine.
1:12 here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlaOsNBDkk
Oh yes. Lips that could suck a marble through 40 foot of hosepipe.
Funny thing is, Old Blue Shit, the mentally subnormal bloke who used to direct the traffic outside Denaby church in the 70s used to do the same thing with his lower jaw when he spoke as he had a congential deformity, but I never once got a semi on over that. Weird int it?
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The 80s version of Flash Gordon had a profound effect on me.
Ornella Muti, who played Ming's daughter looked a right mucky sort.
(http://likeinamovie.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/8180-80_s_kelly_lebrock_lisa_weird_science_1985_daryl_hannah_pris_blade_runner_1982_ornella_muti_princess_aura_flash_gordon_1980.jpg)
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I would have to say using 2 rashers of bacon. I assumed it was like the real thing.