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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: BillyStubbsTears on May 22, 2015, 11:02:01 pm

Title: Twitter
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 22, 2015, 11:02:01 pm

Never use it actively. I signed up for it 5 years back because I'd seen a big f**k off meteor and the only way of reporting the details to a meteor watch web site was via Twitter. Never posted since.

There's clearly a "Can we work out what demographic this Stubbs-Tears character belongs to" algorithm working hard at Twitter-Central. Every Friday night I get a "Here are some people on Twitter that we think you might like" e-mail.

Last week it was Gary Barlow, Simon Cowell and and Joey Essex. This week it is Gary Lineker, Cheryl Cole and Alan Carr.

How the f**k do they know me so well? It's scary!

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: IC1967 on May 23, 2015, 01:45:34 am

It's because you're about as intelligent as Joey Essex.

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: RobTheRover on May 23, 2015, 02:05:52 am

Mick, who does Twitter reckon you should follow?

I'm going for John Craven, Felicity Kendall and Pol Pot

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: Iberian Red on May 23, 2015, 08:35:37 am

Good suggestions Rob.
 I'll go with Jackanory, Fox News and Peter Tatchell

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on May 23, 2015, 09:27:40 am

I think they're Russell Brand, Baron Munchausen and himself.

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: Filo on May 23, 2015, 09:30:31 am

Quote from: RobTheRover on May 23, 2015, 02:05:52 am

Mick, who does Twitter reckon you should follow?

I'm going for John Craven, Felicity Kendall and Pol Pot

Bungle, Zippy and George :)

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: Yargo on May 23, 2015, 10:15:52 am

I once got @JihadistJoe,@FredBoycott and @EricPickles  for some reason but i think the last one must've been a parody account

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: IC1967 on May 23, 2015, 11:49:07 am

I got Daniel Hannan, Douglas Carswell and Brad Pitt.

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: GazLaz on May 23, 2015, 12:22:08 pm

I just thought Twitter was the bit between a tw@t and a $hitter!

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: RobTheRover on May 23, 2015, 12:42:46 pm

That's Biffin's Bridge, Gaz

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: Nudga on May 23, 2015, 01:07:35 pm

Or The Gooch.

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: GazLaz on May 23, 2015, 03:15:09 pm

It doesn't surprise me that you two reprobates are straight in there with the replies!

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: Iberian Red on May 23, 2015, 07:34:47 pm

I've never noticed the difference.

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 28, 2015, 11:09:36 pm

Coming in thick and fast this week.

Twitters suggestions for folk that Stubbs-Tears might be interested in.

Olly Murs
Ant & Dec
Keith Lemon
Michelle Keegan
Joey Barton
James Corden
and Fearne Cotton.

Basically, they are using a "pick the name of a random talentless Kitson" machine aren't they?

Title: Re: Twitter
Post by: GM-MarkB on May 29, 2015, 04:21:57 am

Are you seriously telling me you wouldn't follow Michelle Keegan...............