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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on February 14, 2021, 04:54:00 pm
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Former TV doctor Miriam Stoppard invented Viagra?
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Former TV doctor Miriam Stoppard invented Viagra?
Why would you mention her name if it wasn’t true?
I haven’t a clue BB
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Surely it’s Miriam Stayhard?
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AS QUESTIONS GO THIS IS A HARD ONE!
:blush:
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Former TV doctor Miriam Stoppard invented Viagra?
Why would you mention her name if it wasn’t true?
I haven’t a clue BB
Whoosh!
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Well done to those who spotted that. Of course, it was false! The inventor of Viagra was Dr Hugh Jardon.
Let's try another one.
True or False.....
The current Labour party leader was named after a South Korean type of car?
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The inventor of Viagra often dreamt of making it big one day.
Well done to those who spotted that. Of course, it was false! The inventor of Viagra was Dr Hugh Jardon.
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Jeremy Irons ?
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When she was younger that is one thing I would not have needed them as she was beautiful
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True or False......
The best form of birth control for a Rotherham United fan is his personality?
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True or False......
The best form of birth control for a Rotherham United fan is his personality?
False - it's their appearance!
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True or False......
The best form of birth control for a Rotherham United fan is his personality?
False - it's their appearance!
False is correct. It's his face, but I'll give you that. Your turn!
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True or false:
Lynne Foulds Wood is the extreme origami world champion.
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What's this thread got to do with football?
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True.
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Thora Hird
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Thora Hird
True. Apparently, her auditory perception was very good.
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The next sentence is true.
The last sentence is false.
Bearing in mind Groucho Marx’s brilliant (but maybe unintended) loose paraphrase of Russell’s Paradox ‘I would never be a member of a club that would have someone like me as a member’, while it is true that 8 out of 5 mathematicians cannot count, never engage them in conversations about logic, never grab them by the Goedel :laugh:
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True or False:
I've been saving up to have my garden privet topiary trimmed. Is that classed as a hedge fund?
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True or False......
The best form of birth control for a Rotherham United fan is his personality?
Went to Rotherham a couple years back to watch Millwall. I couldn't believe how scruffy they all looked. They looked like they had been clothed at a bring and buy sale.
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You'd think South East Londoners would be more fashionable, wouldn't you!
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True or false
You can tell if a bloke is a Stainy native by whether he runs when he's carrying a bag.
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The inventor of Viagra often dreamt of making it big one day.
Well done to those who spotted that. Of course, it was false! The inventor of Viagra was Dr Hugh Jardon.
Just remember, Viagra won’t turn you into Daniel Craig, but it could make you Roger Moore.
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True or False?
After the Wolves fan fell through the stand roof at Scarborough FC's McCain Stadium back in the 1980s, the Football Association Health and Safety Committee discussed the introduction of all-seater roofs?
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True or False?
Gary Oldman is actually younger than Gary Numan?
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True or False?
Gary Oldman is actually younger than Gary Numan?
Trick question. The correct answer is Gary Coleman: born 1968, died 2010 at just 10 years old.
True or false?
Bill Withers.
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True or False?
Gary Oldman is actually younger than Gary Numan?
Trick question. The correct answer is Gary Coleman: born 1968, died 2010 at just 10 years old.
True or false?
Bill Withers.
They are very useful trend indicators indeed
(I assume we are using the local Northern Irish pronunciation of 'i' being pronounced 'e')
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The next sentence is true.
The last sentence is false.
Bearing in mind Groucho Marx’s brilliant (but maybe unintended) loose paraphrase of Russell’s Paradox ‘I would never be a member of a club that would have someone like me as a member’, while it is true that 8 out of 5 mathematicians cannot count, never engage them in conversations about logic, never grab them by the Goedel :laugh:
There are only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.
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Castor oil was found on the bed of the river Don by early settlers of the town.
Thinking it was medicinal, many of them drank it excessively, making them ill.
Soon after, to treat the epidemic of poorly locals, the Don Castor oil infirmary was opened.
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Archaeologists working in the pyramids have discovered what is believed to the world's largest ancient Egyptian cotton bed sheet.
More on this story as it unfolds.
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True or False?
After the Wolves fan fell through the stand roof at Scarborough FC's McCain Stadium back in the 1980s, the Football Association Health and Safety Committee discussed the introduction of all-seater roofs?
True - delivered by minibus returning from Leigh :lol:
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True or False:
Rovers' keeper Ellery Balcome pronounces his surname exactly like former Rovers' keeper Paul Malcolm pronounces his when he's got a heavy cold?
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“Course you can, Balcome”.
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True or False:
DonnyWolf was abandoned as a new-born baby outside Molineux football ground.
He grew up OK, despite being raised by Wolves.
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True or False:
Keir Starmer shoved a carrot up his backside to improve his hindsight?
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True or False:
Keir Starmer shoved a carrot up his backside to improve his hindsight?
False. He had a test and was told his hindsight was perfect.
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True or False?
Emily Thornberry was such a true Socialist that she insisted on being publicly owned on Question Time every week?
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True or False?
Donny Rovers players always give 100% every week?
50% on Tuesdays and 50% on Saturdays?
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True or False?
Donny Rovers players always give 100% every week?
50% on Tuesdays and 50% on Saturdays?
False. It's more like 20% on Tuesdays and 25% on Saturdays (on a good week!).
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True or false?
If the loony Left had got there way, they would have had Boris hanged for his mistakes that were judged in hindsight, over his handling of the pandemic.
Following his amazing leadership in the vaccine distribution, should we now be thankful he wasn't, and can we now call him an unhung hero?
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Mrs Belton says I’m unhung.
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Unhung or unhinged?!!
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I’m sure she says I’m unhung and well hinged.
Or is it the other way round?
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True or False?
SydneyRover is shite at astronomy because he thinks the world revolves around him?
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False. He’s shite at astronomy because he doesn’t know a telescope from a didgeridoo.
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True or False?
Scawsby Steve once played a leading role in a Porn movie. He played the husband going to work.
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True. I was the fluffer in that one.
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True or False:
Players from Doncaster Rovers FC visited sick children at the Doncaster Royal Infirmary last week. "It's nice to put a smile on the faces of those who are worse off than we are and who are facing a long uphill struggle," said David aged 6.
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True
''The facts and figures show the reality of child poverty in the UK.
There were 4.3 million children living in poverty in the UK in 2019-20.1 That's 31 per cent of children, or nine in a classroom of 30.
2 49 per cent of children living in lone-parent families are in poverty.
3 Lone parents face a higher risk of poverty due to the lack of an additional earner, low rates of maintenance payments, gender inequality in employment and pay, and childcare costs.
Children from Black and minority ethnic groups are more likely to be in poverty: 46 per cent are now in poverty, compared with 26 per cent of children in White British families.
4 Work does not provide a guaranteed route out of poverty in the UK. 75 per cent of children growing up in poverty live in a household where at least one person works.
5 Children in larger families are at a far greater risk of living in poverty – 47 per cent of children living in families with 3 or more children live in poverty.
6 childcare and housing are two of the costs that take the biggest toll on families’ budgets.
Between 1998 and 2003 reducing child poverty was made a priority - with a comprehensive strategy and investment in children - and the number of children in poverty fell by 600,000
and there's more
https://cpag.org.uk/child-poverty/child-poverty-facts-and-figures
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You’re playing it wrong Sydney - you should make a statement and then someone else decides if it’s true or false, not you.
Have a go at this one:
True or false:
Kerry Katona doesn’t own any cats.
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errr who's KK?
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False, she had an atomic kitten.
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True or False:
Some people would change their vote from a party that had an illegal garden gathering to one that wanted to go against a democratic vote?
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True or false:
The last time Keir Starmer went to Blackpool he went on a donkey. It took him 5 days to get there.
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Johnson said this on national tv, true or false?
"I've got a brilliant new strategy, which is to make so many gaffes that nobody knows which one to concentrate on," he told the BBC's Booktalk in 2006.
"They cease to be newsworthy, you completely out-general the media in that way, and they despair."
He added: "You shell them, you pepper the media... you've got to pepper their positions with so many gaffes that they're confused.
"It's like a helicopter throwing out chaff, and then you steal on quietly and drop your depth charges wherever you want to drop them."
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johnson wrote this, true or false:
“When a regime has been in power too long, when it has fatally exhausted the patience of the people, and when oblivion finally beckons – I am afraid that across the world you can rely on the leaders of that regime to act solely in the interests of self-preservation, and not in the interests of the electorate”
https://bylinetimes.com/2022/02/09/boris-johnsons-savile-lies-and-the-conservative-smear-machine/
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True or false. Former Italian international footballer Dino Zoff's younger brother Andy was one of the fastest runners in Italy?
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True or false.
Pakistani Asif Izin is the world champion at hide and seek.
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True or False:
DonnyWolf was abandoned as a new-born baby outside Molineux football ground.
He grew up OK, despite being raised by Wolves.
who is his twin brother then ??
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Every corner of the island of Tenerife is covered by the bus service managed by the cheekily named TITSA
True of False ???
i will try and keep abreast of your answers
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Every corner of the island of Tenerife is covered by the bus service managed by the cheekily named TITSA
True of False ???
i will try and keep abreast of your answers
You see them out on the beach often.
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True or False
India’s Gerupta Singh is the Current World Karaoke Champion.
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Every corner of the island of Tenerife is covered by the bus service managed by the cheekily named TITSA
True of False ???
i will try and keep abreast of your answers
You see them out on the beach often.
TRUE
The Tenerife Bus Service (TITSA Buses Tenerife)
Every corner of the island of Tenerife is covered by the bus service managed by the cheekily named TITSA. This is an abbreviation for Transportes Interurbanos de Tenerife, Sociedad Anónima, which doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.
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true or false ?
The American name for a bumbag is a fanny bag ?
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True or false.
Rovers player Jon Taylor's wife, Jenny, hates her married name?
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True or false.
Viagra is now available in liquid form.
You just pour yourself a stiff one?
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True or false?
A dog that does magic tricks is called a Labracadabra?
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True or false.
Australia and New Zealand don’t charge their citizens Inheritance Tax.
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True or false?
A dog that does magic tricks is called a Labracadabra?
False
It’s a labracadabrador
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True or false.
A Bull Terrier crossed with a shih tzu is called a Bullshit?
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True or False?
Human League singer Phil Oakey’s sister Carrie invented karaoke.
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True or false - being Vegan is a missed steak?
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True or False.
Tis easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for me to s**t through one after a chicken vindaloo?
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True or false.
Scawsby Steve bought one of those 'Smart' light switches, but it was too clever for him so he exchanged it for a 'Dimmer' switch?
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True or false.
I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
And you read that wrong too
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Have you ever wondered why Kangeroos jump ?
True or false kangaroos have a double penis ?
The rumour that Sydney is after a transplant are completely untrue
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True or false - if you look in a reflecting telescope you can see Uranus?
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True or False - the mods on this site think writing in upper case is a capital offence?
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True or false.
Shadows guitarist Hank Marvin is fed up of being offered a sandwich every time he introduces himself?
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True or False - it is impossible to make successful Google searches for Arsenal, Penistone and Scunthorpe?
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True or False:
Recently deceased guitarist Denny Laine had family connections with The Beatles long before he formed Wings with Paul McCartney, and in the 60's they wrote a song about his sister Penny?
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True or False - it is impossible to make successful Google searches for Arsenal, Penistone and Scunthorpe?
just enter visit Rwanda for the first
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True or False:
Ants never get sick because they have little Anty bodies?
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True or false:
Astronaut Louis Armstrong wrote "What A Wonderful World" while sitting on the Moon looking down onto Earth?
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True or false:
Kerry Katona does actually own a cat
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True or false:
Actors who played the James Bond role traditionally took Viagra, to impress the leading ladies by being able to Roger Moore?
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True of false:
Bakers don't make shortbread any longer?
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True of false:
Bakers don't make shortbread any longer?
i bought a shortbread loaf recently it said on the wrapping l11 slices for the price of a dozen
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True or false:
A basement full of moaning Remainers is called a Whine Cellar?
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True or false:
If you've been hit with a rhythm stick you could be eligible for a personal Ian Dury claim?
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True or false:
If you've been hit with a rhythm stick you could be eligible for a personal Ian Dury claim?
If you didn't get the payout, what a waste of time that'd be.
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True or false:
The secret of successful horse breeding at The National Stud is all about the old phrase 'Horses f**k horses.'
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True or false:
Costaphobia is the irrational fear of confined coffee shops?
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True or false:
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest and came 20th?
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True or false:
Former Doncaster Rovers player Mark Rankine received more laughter than applause when Jonathan Ross introduced him on his chat show?
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True or false:
Scawsby Steve used to have a job shovelling shit. At the end of the shift, he used to write 'Shovelling shit' on the job sheet. One day the manager said, "Steve, we have a new secretary. Dead posh she is. In future can you write 'extracting excretion' instead of 'shovelling shit'?"
Scawsby Steve said, "If I could spell 'extracting excretion' I wouldn't be shovelling shit for a living!"
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True or false:
Scawsby Steve used to have a job shovelling shit. At the end of the shift, he used to write 'Shovelling shit' on the job sheet. One day the manager said, "Steve, we have a new secretary. Dead posh she is. In future can you write 'extracting excretion' instead of 'shovelling shit'?"
Scawsby Steve said, "If I could spell 'extracting excretion' I wouldn't be shovelling shit for a living!"
Actually, BB, I worked for the old Bentley with Arksey Urban District Council for a while in the late 60s. Some of the old farmhouses around Almholme still weren't connected to the sewers, and had "privvy middens", where the sh*t dropped into ashes underneath the pan.
Some of the workers had to shovel that lot out about once a month. On the timesheets, they had to put "Removal of nightsoil".
I didn't even like touching the timesheets.
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True or False:
The film sensors were particularly hard on the film 'Babe', cutting out all swearing and 'colourful language'.
They were worried that colourblind viewers would have trouble working out what the pig meant.
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True or False:
The film sensors were particularly hard on the film 'Babe', cutting out all swearing and 'colourful language'.
They were worried that colourblind viewers would have trouble working out what the pig meant.
False. That's a pigment of your imagination.
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Believe it or Not ...................
The judge in trump's hush money trial is called Juan Merchan
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Canadian Goalkeeper Steve Kindel is touted by many as the best at saving penalties. He is said to be able to read the penalty taker like a book.
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True or false:
Robin Hood and his merry band of followers entertained themselves around the campfires of Sherwood Forest by making up spoonerisms. Robin Hood became Hobin Rood, and Little John became Jittle Lohn. Maid Marian always found the game boring because no one laughed at her new name, but that was nowt, poor old Friar Tuck wasn't even allowed to play.
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True of False: A Shakespeare sonnet is simply a case of bard going to verse
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True or false:
Michelangelo was such a contortionist, he painted the whole of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on his back.
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Believe it or Not ...................
The judge in trump's hush money trial is called Juan Merchan
Nearer home, a couple of years back, the referee allocated to a Blackpool home match was changed at the last minute when the fans announced a large protest against the owners (Oystons?). The replaced referee was called ............... Ben Toner :lol: