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Title: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Ldr on May 16, 2022, 10:20:21 am
How f**king out of touch can they get

https://news.sky.com/story/minister-says-people-should-work-more-hours-or-move-to-a-better-job-to-protect-themselves-from-cost-of-living-surge-12614360
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: MachoMadness on May 16, 2022, 11:50:04 am
"stop being poor" - nice policy!
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 16, 2022, 11:57:59 am
Rumours they are now considering suggesting that people eat roadkill.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BobG on May 16, 2022, 12:54:28 pm
Shades of Norman Tebbitt..... They never ever change do they?

BobG
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Ldr on May 16, 2022, 01:29:53 pm
Rumours they are now considering suggesting that people eat roadkill.

Soylent green will be in stores by xmas
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BobG on May 16, 2022, 01:52:38 pm
:):):)

Now there is a man after my own heart!

BobG
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: keith79 on May 16, 2022, 01:54:24 pm
Still people will vote them in.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 16, 2022, 03:03:42 pm
So current Govt suggestions for how to motivate the cost of living crisis.

1) Only MoT your car every 2 years.
2) Eat Lidl Own Brand
3) Stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
4) Everyone get a better job.

Anyone get the impression there's not a lot of detailed thinking going on among these intellectual giants in the Cabinet?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 03:45:22 pm
Let's do this a bit at a time. What is "only most your car" supposed to say?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 16, 2022, 03:53:56 pm
I was rushing before Coleman decided to lecture me again on my use of time.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: wilts rover on May 16, 2022, 04:21:16 pm
As people know I am never shy of giving my opinion of Tory Ministers or the Johnson Government but, words fail me...
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 04:39:16 pm
As people know I am never shy of giving my opinion of Tory Ministers or the Johnson Government but, words fail me...
Your words have been failing you for years. Keep up!
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 16, 2022, 04:51:07 pm
The cost of living crisis is already hammering the poorest disproportionately.

If the crisis is expected to be a temporary, passing problem, we can protect these people by upping benefits, borrowing to do so and paying it back over 20 years when the economy is firing.

If it's not a temporary problem the only way we can help the worst hit people is by taxing the better off (including businesses) harder and giving higher benefits to the poorest.

This Govt shows absolutely no sign of understanding that. The headline policies (Council Tax rebate, 2 year MoTs) won't even touch the most vulnerable but will help the better off. Everything else they've suggested us either embarrassingly patronising or stupid.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 16, 2022, 04:51:52 pm
Bye bye BB. Much more important stuff going on this end than indulging your narcissistic disorder.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 05:08:38 pm
Must be all the roadkill I'm eating. Still, it's cheaper than an extortionate foodbank.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: danumdon on May 16, 2022, 05:45:43 pm
Very insensitive thing for a gov minister to say, if they wanted to forment a feeling of detachment and no hope for the people at the bottom then this type of thing will underpin it.

We all appreciate that the world is going through a perfect storm of cyclical high inflation, economic under performance coupled with a war in Europe, times are hard for some with the prospect of further economic pain down the line. Responsible government at this point would be to keep its own council whilst it completed reviews of how to best deal with the situation.

Crass comment like this is not what's required to a complex situation.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: River Don on May 16, 2022, 05:50:21 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: danumdon on May 16, 2022, 05:58:37 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?

I got the impression that she expected the same people to be doing these menial tasks as part of their "five a day" as in five jobs to make up the difference.

Not clever.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: River Don on May 16, 2022, 06:05:34 pm
Was learn to cook 30p meals a government suggestion?

And do star jumps to keep warm if the house is cold.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 06:11:12 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Those without a job?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: rtid88 on May 16, 2022, 06:18:53 pm
Must be all the roadkill I'm eating. Still, it's cheaper than an extortionate foodbank.
Extortionate food bank?? WTF you on about?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: wilts rover on May 16, 2022, 06:22:41 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Those without a job?

This MP had a great idea - get the pensioner's out of retirement to do them. Let us know when you start:

https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1526148868446076931
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 06:27:30 pm
Must be all the roadkill I'm eating. Still, it's cheaper than an extortionate foodbank.
Extortionate food bank?? WTF you on about?
It's called sarcasm. I'm an expert at it.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: redwine on May 16, 2022, 06:28:34 pm
Words never fail me where the nasty party are concerned. However I end up sounding like Martin Lewis talking to Ofgen

Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 06:35:39 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Those without a job?

This MP had a great idea - get the pensioner's out of retirement to do them. Let us know when you start:

https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1526148868446076931
And how would I find the time to sit at my laptop on this forum all day if I got a job?

..........Unless BST needs an assistant!
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: drfchound on May 16, 2022, 06:47:26 pm
So current Govt suggestions for how to motivate the cost of living crisis.

1) Only MoT your car every 2 years.
2) Eat Lidl Own Brand
3) Stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
4) Everyone get a better job.

Anyone get the impression there's not a lot of detailed thinking going on among these intellectual giants in the Cabinet?

Can you post a link to where the government suggested stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
Or is that another fib by you.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: rtid88 on May 16, 2022, 06:51:38 pm
Must be all the roadkill I'm eating. Still, it's cheaper than an extortionate foodbank.
Extortionate food bank?? WTF you on about?
It's called sarcasm. I'm an expert at it.
Your not!
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 06:52:59 pm
Must be all the roadkill I'm eating. Still, it's cheaper than an extortionate foodbank.
Extortionate food bank?? WTF you on about?
It's called sarcasm. I'm an expert at it.
Your not!
My not?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 06:57:51 pm
So current Govt suggestions for how to motivate the cost of living crisis.

1) Only MoT your car every 2 years.
2) Eat Lidl Own Brand
3) Stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
4) Everyone get a better job.

Anyone get the impression there's not a lot of detailed thinking going on among these intellectual giants in the Cabinet?

Can you post a link to where the government suggested stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
Or is that another fib by you.
I'll ask him for you Hound. Billy, can you post a link for Hound?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: drfchound on May 16, 2022, 07:02:55 pm
So current Govt suggestions for how to motivate the cost of living crisis.

1) Only MoT your car every 2 years.
2) Eat Lidl Own Brand
3) Stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
4) Everyone get a better job.

Anyone get the impression there's not a lot of detailed thinking going on among these intellectual giants in the Cabinet?

Can you post a link to where the government suggested stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
Or is that another fib by you.
I'll ask him for you Hound. Billy, can you post a link for Hound?

He might be at work.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 16, 2022, 07:07:50 pm
So current Govt suggestions for how to motivate the cost of living crisis.

1) Only MoT your car every 2 years.
2) Eat Lidl Own Brand
3) Stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
4) Everyone get a better job.

Anyone get the impression there's not a lot of detailed thinking going on among these intellectual giants in the Cabinet?

Can you post a link to where the government suggested stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
Or is that another fib by you.
I'll ask him for you Hound. Billy, can you post a link for Hound?

He might be at work.
He might be working 7 till 8 tonight. Maybe he's on his dinner hour.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: ravenrover on May 16, 2022, 09:06:51 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Those without a job?

This MP had a great idea - get the pensioner's out of retirement to do them. Let us know when you start:

https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1526148868446076931
I take it that you do know Rosie is a comedian and has done a series of these spoof interviews?
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: roversdude on May 16, 2022, 09:12:05 pm
Don’t forget incentivise granny annexes https://news.sky.com/story/amp/cost-of-living-conservative-mp-says-people-could-incentivise-granny-annexes-to-save-money-12614765
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: SydneyRover on May 16, 2022, 11:26:33 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Those without a job?

This MP had a great idea - get the pensioner's out of retirement to do them. Let us know when you start:

https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1526148868446076931
I take it that you do know Rosie is a comedian and has done a series of these spoof interviews?

f**k I thought the bb account was a spoof
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: belton rover on May 17, 2022, 06:59:59 am
Must be all the roadkill I'm eating. Still, it's cheaper than an extortionate foodbank.
Extortionate food bank?? WTF you on about?
It's called sarcasm. I'm an expert at it.
Your not!
My not?

Your what not.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: wilts rover on May 17, 2022, 01:06:14 pm
So, if everyone follows this advice and gets a better job, who is going to do all the lower paid but essential jobs?
Those without a job?

This MP had a great idea - get the pensioner's out of retirement to do them. Let us know when you start:

https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1526148868446076931
I take it that you do know Rosie is a comedian and has done a series of these spoof interviews?
Doh,you had to go and spoil it. (the last time I posted one on here it caught at least two people out)
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 17, 2022, 01:29:07 pm
Yeah right! You'll tell us owt!!

The jokes on you, owd lad!!!
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: belton rover on May 17, 2022, 01:39:38 pm
So current Govt suggestions for how to motivate the cost of living crisis.

1) Only MoT your car every 2 years.
2) Eat Lidl Own Brand
3) Stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
4) Everyone get a better job.

Anyone get the impression there's not a lot of detailed thinking going on among these intellectual giants in the Cabinet?

Can you post a link to where the government suggested stay on the bus all day to keep warm.
Or is that another fib by you.
I'll ask him for you Hound. Billy, can you post a link for Hound?

He might be at work.
He might be working 7 till 8 tonight. Maybe he's on his dinner hour.

Maybe he’s keeping warm on a bus.
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: SydneyRover on May 17, 2022, 02:34:39 pm
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Re: Nick Fletcher MP
« Reply #48 on November 26, 2021, 06:22:12 pm by wilts rover »
Nick Fletcher's wife speaks. I defy any of you heartless wokie snowflakes not to be moved by this passionate defence of him

https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1464170045861515277
Title: Re: As if they have not boiled our piss enough
Post by: mugnapper on May 18, 2022, 09:02:15 am
https://universalcreditsuffer.com/2022/05/17/tory-mp-andrew-rosindell-arrested-on-suspicion-of-sexual-offences/?amp

I wonder if this guy’s Mrs will be mounting a similarly passionate defence??

Oh and good to see Knacker of the Yard leaking like a sieve still.