This Charming Man

[CusworthRovers]

I appreciate some of you crazy cats see me as a bit of a charmer or a flirt with the ladies, or Belton Rover for that matter. I'm a dog on heat at he moment folks and been out on the pull constantly. Anyway to give some of you troglodytes a leg up with the chicks, I've compiled my best chat up lines and their effectiveness.

'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven'.....success rate 29%
'Grab your coat, you've pulled'...........success rate 33%
'Naah then darling, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?'.....success rate 56%
'Excuse me love. I'm going to poke you in a minute, whether it's with my cock or with this knife is entirely up to you, now get in the f**kin van.........success rate 100%

[Mike_F]

I've had a similar strike rate recently. I was fed up of women screaming \"NO NO NO\" but recently they've all been making those lovely \"mmmm\" noises. All it took was a roll of gaffer tape.

[CusworthRovers]

Speaking of strike rate, I'm noticing an instant spark between me and all the girls I seem to pick up these days. That Taser gun is the best thing I've ever bought

[jucyberry]

I'm supried you havent used this one....


Hello lovelee ladeeee, It's me Cusworth rover.....Legend in my own lunchbox, leading light and high priest of lurve on the VSC....

I know you have heard of me,I'm the envy of every red blooded man in Thorne, all the men are in awe of my pigeon plucking skills...Fnarr fnarr......

       



If I didn't have my fella who is to me just perfect, and I had to make a composite Donny man out of some of you boys I would have to choose BST's clever mind, Bob's nurturing skills, Cussy's charm the birds out of the trees smoothness and Nudgas naughty predisposition...

I figure that is an almost irrestable combination personally.

[CusworthRovers]

I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.

[Filo]

CusworthRovers wrote:

I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.

Knowing what a lady needs in the bedroom is different from coming up with the goods, ya talk a good game Cussie!  

[CusworthRovers]

Let me have 30 mins with Mrs Filo and we'll see who walks the walk.

When I head South mate, there's 3 areas that get the full attention. Trouble is, Mrs Filo will never want anybody else after a cheeky session with me, and that includes you. That said, you pay the bills and I'll do the MOT's. Everybody's happy.

[Filo]

CusworthRovers wrote:

Let me have 30 mins with Mrs Filo and we'll see who walks the walk.

When I head South mate, there's 3 areas that get the full attention. Trouble is, Mrs Filo will never want anybody else after a cheeky session with me, and that includes you. That said, you pay the bills and I'll do the MOT's. Everybody's happy.

Mrs Filo is a Stainy lass and by birth right is good to the lads, but even she has got morals and would n`t stoop so low as to entertain a 6 fingered inbred from Thorne  

[jucyberry]

CusworthRovers wrote:

I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.

Ooooo a Schreiber    fitted bedroom suite and a flat screen tv?    

[Nudga]

What's a predisposition? Is this a good thing? Does this make me attractive to the ladies?

[jucyberry]

Well, to beasties with disgracefully filthy minds like me, yup...very...  

[CusworthRovers]

jucyberry wrote:

CusworthRovers wrote:

I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.

Ooooo a Schreiber    fitted bedroom suite and a flat screen tv?    

I cannot promise a flat screen TV, but I can guarantee something that will feel like a 42\"

[BillyStubbsTears]

CusworthRovers wrote:

When I head South mate, there's 3 areas that get the full attention.

Retford, Newark and Grantham?

Full of scrunters, the lot of 'em. No wonder you give 'em full attention.