Oh Gary you dirty boy

[donnyjay]

Squeaky clean Mr Lineker drops bombshell.

http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/gary-lineker-pooped-himself-during-1990-world-cup-2733755.html

[BillyStubbsTears]

I know exactly when it happened. As Lineker bundled into the back of the net as he scored the equaliser, Mick McCarthy slid knees first into his nethers.  

Imagine for a moment. You're helpless on the floor in some foreign country. You look up and see a 6'3\" Irish Dingle with an 80s Gay Bar tache bearing down on your rear end with malice aforethought. Tell me.  Who WOULDN'T bab theirsens?

[CusworthRovers]

Quality. He looks like a dog when it try's to wipe it's arse on the grass....no wonder Beardsley always had that gargoyle look about him.

Mind, I'd let his current partner shit on my toothbrush

[Filo]

So thats how to get a couple of yards on your marker, shit yersen and the defender marking you comes no where near you for the smell