Do you know an Aussie?

[Barmby Rover]

If you do I thought I would give you some ammunition that was passed on to me.

First of the series, no doubt!

 

 

 

What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer? Retired.
 
What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter.
 
What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman.
 
Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment? They haven't got any openers
 
What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
 
What is the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
 
Which Australian spent most time on the crease? The person who ironed the cricket whites.
 
 
 
Not all is lost, Australia still has world class spinners......There's the redback, the funnel web...

 

 
           

[Berkshire Rover]

what do you call an Australian with 100 runs to his name................ a bowler