I've Got it!

[belton rover]

One way to regain the old atmosphere of times gone by on here:

Stand up when typing!

If anyone sits down to create a post then you might as well just f**k off now because you are spoiling it for the rest of us. When I type I don't just want to type letters and words and stuff. I want the whole experience: I want to eat when typing, drink whe typing, maybe even sing when typing.
 

If you want to type on your arse, you are in the wrong typing pool.

I just wish I was back in the good old days when I could type whilst stood in a puddle of piss with a6'4''
typist stood in front of me typing b*llocks for 90 minutes.


STAND UP IF YOU LOVE TYPING!

[Nudga]

I miss having my trainers pissed on when i'm typing.

[RobTheRover]

What I need is that familiar click-click-clack behind me - not of keys, but of a Shoutybag knitting, sporadically punctuated with a shout such as \"Run Justin, Run!  Imagine you are going to the doctors for a sicknote!\"

[Filo]

What I need is that familiar click-click-clack behind me - not of keys, but of a Shoutybag knitting, sporadically punctuated with a shout such as \"Run Justin, Run!  Imagine you are going to the doctors for a sicknote!\"

Or a random shout at the Lino \"are you Russian\"

[keyser_soze]

I miss those ladies every home game. Where do they sit now?

'Are you Russian?'
I dare to suggest the performance of this particular referee's assistant is reminiscent of that of Tofik Bahramov in the 1966 World Cup Final.

'Get him a wedding ring'
I say referee, that's some over enthusiastic marking on William Sharp by the big number 5.

'Get a yellow shirt on'
Referee, by the nature of your performance today, it seems that you could well be on the payroll of our opposition.

'Hee haw! Hee haw!'
Judging by that wayward effort on goal, you appear to lack a certain degree of footballing finesse.

and of course the omnipresent

'Get in your kennel'
Mr Evans, you appear to be spending too much time outside your technical area. Kindly return to the dugout and take your seat.

[5minstogo]

I miss those ladies every home game. Where do they sit now?

'Are you Russian?'
I dare to suggest the performance of this particular referee's assistant is reminiscent of that of Tofik Bahramov in the 1966 World Cup Final.

'Get him a wedding ring'
I say referee, that's some over enthusiastic marking on William Sharp by the big number 5.

'Get a yellow shirt on'
Referee, by the nature of your performance today, it seems that you could well be on the payroll of our opposition.

'Hee haw! Hee haw!'
Judging by that wayward effort on goal, you appear to lack a certain degree of footballing finesse.
and of course the omnipresent

'Get in your kennel'
Mr Evans, you appear to be spending too much time outside your technical area. Kindly return to the dugout and take your seat.

One of my all time favourites.

[Wellred]

I know old Mrs Shouty goes to all the away games but I haven't seen the scary one for a long time. Does she still go to games does anyone know?

[keyser_soze]

How could I forget:

'Another dirty bugger coming on'
I see the opposition are choosing to make a substitution. I'll warrant the replacement player is another opponent who favours physical strength over technical ability

'It's cow pie for Desperate Dan'
Editors note: I'm not sure if this is stuff of legend or if I actually witnessed it. My recollection is as follows:
That particularly large and aggressive opponent appears to have mislaid his razor this morn.