Missing Cat

[RobTheRover]

Right, on the assumption no-one apart from us sickos reads the Off Topic forum, here's a test...

Whilst I am a cat-lover (no Cussy, not like that) I found THIS incredibly funny.

[RobTheRover]

And THIS is my personal favourite, having typed out many responses like that before bottling-out on the SEND button.

[Nudga]

Brilliant!! I love how his mind works and i've worked with a few just like him. Give me his sort any day of the week.

[RobTheRover]

I wonder if he has ever considered supporting an over-achieving pub side, plying its trade in the English second tier?  I'll email him.

[mushRTID]

f**king hilarious. How did she stay so calm?

[jucyberry]

Sorry Rob, but I can't find even a snippet of humour in that. I couldn't read past the first comment having had one of my cats run over last thursday night it's just a tad too raw.

[RobTheRover]

Speaking as someone who ran his own cat over (dont ask) I know where you are coming from, and I feel your pain, Debs.

It was more the increasingly ridiculous responses I found funny.  I also thought there was something very British about it, the \"find humour in the darkest corners\" mentality, even though the bloke is a convict from Adelaide.

MAybe you'd like the second one better, or maybe even THIS one?  No cats are missing in this one, I promise.

[Muttley]

Speaking as someone who ran his own cat over (dont ask) I know where you are coming from, and I feel your pain, Debs.

It was more the increasingly ridiculous responses I found funny.  I also thought there was something very British about it, the \"find humour in the darkest corners\" mentality, even though the bloke is a convict from Adelaide.

MAybe you'd like the second one better, or maybe even THIS one?  No cats are missing in this one, I promise.

Although it does mention the joys of riding on a cat if you're a bit on the short side:laugh:

[Nudga]

I've got two cats, one is ace and I like him. The other is a t**t and I can't stand him. Anyway, i've tried to run over him on my drive a few times but he is just too quick and dodges the car. So i played it crafty, I pretended to be nice to him and gave him a cuddle and got in my car with him in my arms. I left my door open and leaned out and tried to chock the cat under the wheel, but as I let the foot brake off I slipped out of the car and ran over my own head, Brian Harvey style (From East 17 fame and not Jordans fat kid).

Anyway, I now eat my snap through a straw from the cats bowl, whilst that little bas**rd watches me.

When I regain the use of my legs, i'm gonna catch that bas**rd and put him in the microwave with a spoon in his pocket. What could possibly go wrong with that idea?

[Sheepskin Stu]

My cat Jonson (pictured in avatar) is a good sort but sadly much prefers the company of my missus. On the other hand, next door's cat Roger doesn't like anyone apart from me.  

Complete madness.

[RobTheRover]

Roger Johnson?  Isn't he a toggerist?

[bobjimwilly]

That website had me in stitches. (There isn't a smiley on here for crying with laughter, so the crying one will have to do :cry:  )

[inSODwetrust]

They're all funny as fcuk!

http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

[jonnydog]

Absolutely hilarious, Mrs JD has 3 cats and my parrot pecks the shit out of them.

... not literally you understand!!  

[Glyn_Wigley]

Absolutely hilarious, Mrs JD has 3 cats and my parrot pecks the shit out of them.

... not literally you understand!!  

*Insert obvious 'three pussies and one pecker' joke of your own choice here*