Plessis

[Stantheredandwhiteman]

Strong rumour that Damien Plessis doesn't actually exist. He is apparently a fictional character in a Greek TV programme that visited England on a day trip on the show.

Willie was high as f**k one night and actually dressed up as Damien himself, signed a contract that he made himself and never actually told DS about it. Saunders still has never actually heard of Mr. Plessis and McKay often dresses up as Plessis just for the laugh.

Bizarre rumour.

[tuffty]

Yeah that sounds about right!

[drfcsteve]

Even if he's only on the £2000 a week deal that's still £32,000 we've spent on a non existent player, same with Diatta, so much for cutting the wage bill.

[donnyroversfc]

Ditch Donny Dog and employ Damien Plessis as our new club mascot.

[The Red Baron]

I can confirm that Plessis DOES exist as he walked past me when I arrived at the KMS on Monday. He then got into a large white car with French plates and was driven off.

He didn't look too happy but I suppose with the squad being down to the bare bones he maybe thought his chance had come!

I also saw someone I think is Diatta at half time- it could have been Bamogo but he looked taller and thicker set than the latter. He was wearing a red tracksuit- the usual matchday uniform for the non-playing members of the squad.

Now- did anyone ever see Hakan Hayrettin? I really DO think he was a figment of someone's imagination.

[Donnybax]

While we're on this sort of thing has anybody seen Chris black?

[keyser_soze]

Plessis is a Sam Daho for 2012.

[JonnyRover8]

I met him on the way back from Bristol away, randomly there was him and a bloke in a suit.

[tuffty]

Ditch Donny Dog and employ Damien Plessis as our new club mascot.

No Chance she is fit as, and the dogs not bad either!!