Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...

[Glyn_Wigley]

I wonder if it's because she had the temerity to orgasm before he did?

We've all seen how angry he gets when somebody else comes first...

 

[Belle Vue Popside]

It's not the first time a bloke has shot his load all over his girlfriends face, and imagined it was somebody else...

He has been bailed hasn't he? Hope the police have confiscated his legs, to stop him doing a runner.

[Filo]

That's what you get for buying him slippers for valentines

[Belle Vue Popside]

These jokes can just keep running on and on.

[Pintolager]

It's not the first time a bloke has shot his load all over his girlfriends face, and imagined it was somebody else...

He has bought a whole new meaning to the words "Taking the missus out on Valentines Day"

[Belle Vue Popside]

It's not the first time a bloke has shot his load all over his girlfriends face, and imagined it was somebody else...

He has bought a whole new meaning to the words "Taking the missus out on Valentines Day"

 

Apparently she wouldn't have noticed Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the silence of the limbs.

[phllvslc]

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

[The Red Baron]

His defence will be that he was legless at the time of the shooting.

[RedJ]

Well he's sure to go down for this. He hasn't got a leg to stand on.

[Belle Vue Popside]

He's innocent...

New Evidence has been found outside the house which completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder.

Footprints.