Left leg in, left leg out....

[PDX_Rover]

With no apologies to Heather Mills.

[The Red Baron]

I heard her marriage to Paul McCartney ran into trouble when he bought her a plane for Christmas...



... and a ladyshave for the other leg!

[mrfrostsdad]

Apparently, he's well fed up of his new wife...................costing him twice as much in shoes as the last one!!

[mrfrostsdad]

I also heard he bought Heather a wooden leg for Christmas one year. Not as a main present, just a stocking filler!
Oh the mirth!

[nightporter]

Excellent ribbing of the disabled. I look forwards to your Gay and Black jokes coming soon.

[afro goal machine]

Excellent ribbing of the disabled. I look forwards to your Gay and Black jokes coming soon.

Black man, disabled man and a gay walk into a bar...

[mrfrostsdad]

I'm sure Heather Hills - McCartney won't mind us telling a few inappropriate jokes. In fact I suspect she's still laughing every time she goes to the bank.

Unfortunately, jokes are usually about minorities in society. Gays, ethnic minorities (including Irish, Scots etc) mothers in law, etc etc. beats all the dire doom mongers  that have been posting on here today. If you're offended, my apologies