I've had a dream

[Bentley Bullet]

Dead vivid it was. We were sat in the Cheswold having a pre- match drink when in walked a couple of Barnsley fans along with their son.  There were no seats in the drinking bit so the cheeky sods went into the restaurant and sat at a table. No sooner had they sat down in the restaurant and the tone was lowered when the girl broke wind and said loudly that she was ‘going t’bog’.


Meanwhile the bloke said to the lad, I’ll get thee thy first pint today son! The waiter arrived and asked the bloke what he wanted. He said ‘I’ll have two pints of John Smiths for me and an orange juice for t’lad’, he said winking at his son. The waiter said, ‘and what will the lovely lady be having’? The bloke said ‘a shite, going by how long she’s been in t’ bogs’! Dead uncouth he was.

Thinking they would order their meals when the girl returned, the waiter went to get their drinks.


The girl returned and her boyfriend said, ‘Where’s tha been for t’ past hour? I bought him a Bitter and he didn’t like it so I drunk it’! Then I gorrim a Carlsberg, and he didn’t like that either. It was the same wit’ Guinness and t’ Cider. By the time I’ve drunk this Whisky that he turned his nose up at I’ll hardly be able to push his bloody pram!


The girl said ‘The bogs were dead posh and modern, and I was trying to work out how to use the ‘flush’, that’s what they call it tha noz, ‘flush’, there’s a button tha presses.........
Her boyfriend said ‘ne’r mind that, did tha remember to put thee watch forred 25 years when we arrived in Doncaster’?


Next thing the dream flashed to the match. The Dingles were celebrating a two goal lead they had taken after 20 minutes.

Depleted Rovers stepped up their game and COPPINGER pulled one back on the stroke of half time.


H.T ; Rovers 1 Barnsley 2


Manager Paul Dickov changed things round at half time and re-vitalised Rovers pounded the Barnsley goal in the second half. As a result the score soon went to 2-2 with a BROWN header on 60 minutes.


Rovers continued to dominate and MEITE got the winner in the 90th minute following a Duffy corner.


Final score;  Rovers 3 Barnsley 2

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[hoolahoop]

That'll do me thar nose BB. Not over sure about that Dingle accent but Billy Stubbs might give you a tutorial sometime cock

[newyankee]

 Nice to know you didn't ridicule Dingles fans Bentley, at least you dreamt about the educated ones.   

[BillyStubbsTears]

Of on. Weerz all this blather come from about me talkin lark ah come from ' Tarn.

Ah'll av thi know this is Eastern Dearne Valley twang. Just cos your posh gets from aht ovah ' other side o Donny dunt gerrin, dunt mean its a Barnsley twang.

They talk abaht laykin an guin t' fee-ast and rather odd bobbins like that don't you know.

[RobTheRover]

Tea = pronounced "tee-ah"
Teacakes = dont have fruit in them
Breadcakes = have fruit in them.

Its 15 miles up the road, but a bloody world away.

[Bentley Bullet]

My Barnsley workmate told me he's on 'afternuins' next week!

[Sammy Chung was King]

I just hope when it's getting dark later in the afternoon,''We put the Leet's on!!!''

[The Red Baron]

Let's hope Barnsley's strikers don't score tomorrow. Or as they would put it, put one "in t' goil 'oil."

[bobjimwilly]

let's hope they tek rate turns at all t'roundabarts and dunt run any red leets

good lesson on barnsley speak here:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crYKtl-cAeU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crYKtl-cAeU</a>

[Al4475]

Priceless - I love it!
Rip this one to include at half-time? LOL

[RobTheRover]

As someone who has to negotiate stairfoot raaahndabart on a daily basis on my way to work and back I've got to say its a work of art.  And I HAVE seen a bus using the bus lane too.  Once.

[bobjimwilly]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm76vk4RZu8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm76vk4RZu8</a>

[BillyStubbsTears]

Posh woman asks her Bansley father in law what he wants for Xmas.

Barnsley bloke: Gerrus a litre.

Posh lass: A litre of whiskey?

BB:Neuw. A litre.

PL: Litre of gin?

BB: Gi o'er lass. A LITRE.

PL: Litre of Pimms?

BB: A litre. A chuffin litre to leet me cigs.