Danny Wilson had the job...

[Copps is Magic]

Danny Wilson was offered a one hour rolling contract, actually.

No one can roll for one hour continuously. You'd do your back in. Unless it's down cussie hill then you can do it all day.

[PDX_Rover]

I bet Steve Evans could though. There'd be no stopping him once he was off... All the way to Flamborough Head, into the North Sea and then it's goodbye Low Countries.

[The Red Baron]

I bet Steve Evans could though. There'd be no stopping him once he was off... All the way to Flamborough Head, into the North Sea and then it's goodbye Low Countries.

In fact he wouldn't be stopped until he was harpooned by a Japanese whaling ship.

[RedJ]

Assuming his arse cheeks wobbling against each other didn't cause tsunamis wiping them all out.

[PDX_Rover]

You'd need the traction beam on the Death Star to stop Evans. That Japanese fleet would be tossed around like matchsticks.

[Sammy Chung was King]

You'd need the traction beam on the Death Star to stop Evans. That Japanese fleet would be tossed around like matchsticks.

Steve Evans' has always reminded me of the 'Staypuff' man off ghostbusters, spitting image! .