Peterborough Marketing email

[IDM]

Some of my Posh supporting work colleagues got a marketing email for our game, and sent it to me.  I thought it was a bit tame so made a few changes:


Come Watch The Visiting Entertainers On Saturday!

Peterborough United entertain Darren Ferguson’s all conquering dream team Doncaster Rovers at the ABAX on Saturday afternoon (3pm) and tickets are on sale at www.wesawyoucoming.com, via the Ticketmaster hotline 0844 847 1934* and in person at the ABAX Big Top Box Office.

There has been a staggering 18 goals in the last three fixtures at the ABAX so entertainment is pretty much guaranteed, especially for travelling support.  Posh fans will also get to watch great entertainment, with the “Peterborough has got Talent” style half time appearances by our 157 mascots, jailbait cheerleaders, and the skip challenge for our more intellectual supporter.

It is also the first time that Ferguson has returned to football club since his departure last season. Abusive chanting of “You’re a c**t and so is your dad” will not be tolerated.

* Calls cost £97 pm plus your network access fee
 



     

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[bedale rover]

Seems not to have been screened before being sent
If it was sent to subscribers?

[DRNaith]

Bedale, IDM has said he's changed it.

[acacia94]

That response DRNaith is comedy gold sir.

[Metalmicky]

Some of my Posh supporting work colleagues got a marketing email for our game, and sent it to me.  I thought it was a bit tame so made a few changes:


Come Watch The Visiting Entertainers On Saturday!

Peterborough United entertain Darren Ferguson’s all conquering dream team Doncaster Rovers at the ABAX on Saturday afternoon (3pm) and tickets are on sale at www.wesawyoucoming.com, via the Ticketmaster hotline 0844 847 1934* and in person at the ABAX Big Top Box Office.

There has been a staggering 18 goals in the last three fixtures at the ABAX so entertainment is pretty much guaranteed, especially for travelling support.  Posh fans will also get to watch great entertainment, with the “Peterborough has got Talent” style half time appearances by our 157 mascots, jailbait cheerleaders, and the skip challenge for our more intellectual supporter.

It is also the first time that Ferguson has returned to football club since his departure last season. Abusive chanting of “You’re a c**t and so is your dad” will not be tolerated.

* Calls cost £97 pm plus your network access fee
 



     

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If I was you I would have added some wit into it ........... if only to make it humorous for others...