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Bentley Bullet

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Government Probe
« on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am by Bentley Bullet »
The government Is worried that men's penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to put a Leeds United sticker in their Car window.
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ravenrover

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #1 on June 14, 2021, 07:36:00 pm by ravenrover »
Thought this was about The Clown and Carrie Antoinette
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scawsby steve

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #2 on June 14, 2021, 08:57:41 pm by scawsby steve »
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am
The government Is worried that men's penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to put a Leeds United sticker in their Car window.

That first sentence is dead true, BB; mine's shrunk to 9 inches recently.

Ms Widdicombe's getting concerned.
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DRCraig

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #3 on June 14, 2021, 10:13:54 pm by DRCraig »
9 inches ?. LOL. Is that all ?.
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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #4 on June 14, 2021, 10:22:20 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Quote from: scawsby steve on June 14, 2021, 08:57:41 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am
The government Is worried that men's penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to put a Leeds United sticker in their Car window.

That first sentence is dead true, BB; mine's shrunk to 9 inches recently.

Ms Widdicombe's getting concerned.

I hope you've got your name down for organ donation SS. You'll make a trio of L**ds fans very happy.
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belton rover

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #5 on June 15, 2021, 02:55:15 pm by belton rover »
I’ve got that Welsh railway station tattooed along the length of my John Thomas.



Rhyl.
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ravenrover

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #6 on June 15, 2021, 03:00:01 pm by ravenrover »
The old one
Why have got LUDO tattooed on your knob?
Cos when I get an erection it actually says Llandudno
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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #7 on June 15, 2021, 03:05:55 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Quote from: belton rover on June 15, 2021, 02:55:15 pm
I’ve got that Welsh railway station tattooed along the length of my John Thomas.



Rhyl.

Nice station is Rhyl.
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Dutch Uncle

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #8 on June 15, 2021, 03:31:24 pm by Dutch Uncle »
When I first saw this thread it was unfortunately placed just above another thread now further below:

Government Probe ......Critically endangered 'Bum-Breathing' turtles   :ohmy:
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idler

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Re: Government Probe
« Reply #9 on June 15, 2021, 04:16:58 pm by idler »
Quote from: Dutch Uncle on June 15, 2021, 03:31:24 pm
When I first saw this thread it was unfortunately placed just above another thread now further below:

Government Probe ......Critically endangered 'Bum-Breathing' turtles   :ohmy:
I wonder if these turtles suffer with bad breath? :huh: :huh:
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