Fraud at Patisserie Valerie

[BillyStubbsTears]

https://news.sky.com/story/patisserie-valerie-four-people-face-fraud-charges-over-bakery-chains-collapse-12960495

The managers are clearly guilty. They wanted to have their cake and eat it.

[Colemans Left Hook]

think they stole the dough 

[NickDRFC]

Paul May, the former CEO there, was on our board for a number of years during the glory days.

[belton rover]

They kneed to prove they didn’t dough it.

[Bentley Bullet]

The absence of a comment from Filo is quite suspicious if you ask me.

[SydneyRover]

He's not currantly available

[Bentley Bullet]

I heard one of the managers made that much profiteroles Royce was parked up in his drive.

[belton rover]

Apparently they were selling one particular type of cake at a ridiculously high price to cover their tracks.
When he was questioned about it, the owner replied ‘That’s Madera Cake.’

[BillyStubbsTears]

And of course there was the time I was queueing up there and a Scotsman pointed at the cakes and asked me, "Is that a scone or a meringue?"

I told him he was right, it was a scone.

[Donnywolf]

The absence of a comment from Filo is quite suspicious if you ask me.

Whichever way you slice it , he's missing. Somebody has chouxed him off

[SydneyRover]

They were caught fudging the books apparently ..............

[Not Now Kato]

Nah, it’s all pie in the sky.

[SydneyRover]

They should all be torta lesson