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Author Topic: Tim Vine Jokes  (Read 112825 times)

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welloffside

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Re: Tim Vine Jokes
« Reply #600 on November 28, 2025, 06:12:58 pm by welloffside »
I was in the pub last night. "Anyone got a newspaper?" I asked

A bloke chuckled. "Nobody buys newspapers anymore, here use my i-pad"

That wasp never knew what hit it.



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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Tim Vine Jokes
« Reply #601 on November 30, 2025, 08:42:09 am by Bentley Bullet »
Did my back in falling off a camel while on holiday in Egypt.

Luckily, my travel insurance covered the cost of seeing a Cairo practor.

 

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