While we are having a whinge

[Lord Farquaad]

I would just like to thank the delightful family who were queuing up outside the disabled/baby change toilets in the southstand just before the game on Saturday, taking it in turns to get rid of whatever had crawled up their arses and died several weeks ago.

Thanks for making my daughter wait 10 minutes to go to the toilet, thanks for pissing all over the seat, and thanks for making it one of the worst experiences I have ever had in my life.

Well done.

[MrFrost]

What did you say to the family at the time?

Don't worry, they wont be here next season after the price increases!

[Lord Farquaad]

Well one of the reasons given was that one of them had the wrong type of trousers on to go to the main toilet. When I suggested he ought to have put suitable trousers on for use in public toilets, I was told he was big enough to choose his own trousers.

I think the irony was lost.

[jucyberry]

Well he was 35 and the dad......  

sorry, couldn't resist..