Chopping Wood

[Filo]

This country`s TV is total shite, a bloke chopping wood on Britains Got Talent, what a load of shite!

[Barmby Rover]

I watched a total of five seconds of that dross the other day when I was flicking through channels, there was a bloke doing a very bad impression of Michael Jackson. Now if you ARE talented you don't imitate somebody else, you are original and do something yourself. These sorts of shows stifle real talent and replace it with regurgitated rubbish which satisfies the morons with no brain to imagine and accept the new. Basically I agree with your second statement!

[Bentley Bullet]

Well I always liked Mike Yarwood, and Diversity are Flawless.

[Barmby Rover]

Diversity? Never heard of them, Mike Yarwood went out of fashion very quickly, the only impressionist who is any good is Rory Bremner, and that is because he does real satire.

[Bentley Bullet]

Never heard of Diversity? lol!
True though, Rory is good at imitating somebody else.

[Thinwhiteduke]

Barmby Rover wrote:

Diversity? Never heard of them, Mike Yarwood went out of fashion very quickly, the only impressionist who is any good is Rory Bremner, and that is because he does real satire.

Diversity are a ridiculously over hyped, one trick pony dance troupe...you can catch them at the Dome if you like, if you want to be ripped off to the tune of £20 odd quid.

As for Britains Got Talent, X Factor, Strictly Come Mincing or whatever - Id rather someone drive sewing pins under my finger nails.

[Barmby Rover]

Thinwhiteduke wrote:

Barmby Rover wrote:

Diversity? Never heard of them, Mike Yarwood went out of fashion very quickly, the only impressionist who is any good is Rory Bremner, and that is because he does real satire.

Diversity are a ridiculously over hyped, one trick pony dance troupe...you can catch them at the Dome if you like, if you want to be ripped off to the tune of £20 odd quid.

As for Britains Got Talent, X Factor, Strictly Come Mincing or whatever - Id rather someone drive sewing pins under my finger nails.

That sounds fun! Can I volunteer to have first go for you?  

[Thinwhiteduke]

Barmby Rover wrote:

Thinwhiteduke wrote:

Barmby Rover wrote:

Diversity? Never heard of them, Mike Yarwood went out of fashion very quickly, the only impressionist who is any good is Rory Bremner, and that is because he does real satire.

Diversity are a ridiculously over hyped, one trick pony dance troupe...you can catch them at the Dome if you like, if you want to be ripped off to the tune of £20 odd quid.

As for Britains Got Talent, X Factor, Strictly Come Mincing or whatever - Id rather someone drive sewing pins under my finger nails.

That sounds fun! Can I volunteer to have first go for you?  

Nah! You'll have to wait your turn, 'Another For Korea' has got first call.    

[eastender]

Filo wrote:

This country`s TV is total shite, a bloke chopping wood on Britains Got Talent, what a load of shite!

Chopping wood.. Chopping wood..Chopping as we go.      

It's that bad it's almost brilliant.LMFAO




[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcYYqUYRI_k[/video]

[5minstogo]

I thought the most original was the regurgitator man.

Fcuk knows who he does it.

That was variety at its best.

[MrFrost]

5minstogo wrote:

I thought the most original was the regurgitator man.

Fcuk knows who he does it.

That was variety at its best.

That was brilliant and should have gone through. Would like to know how he does it.

[donnyjay]

MrFrost wrote:

5minstogo wrote:

I thought the most original was the regurgitator man.

Fcuk knows who he does it.

That was variety at its best.

That was brilliant and should have gone through. Would like to know how he does it.

I remember seeing him on Johnathon Ross's Channel Four chat/talent show about twenty years ago, can't remember what it was called.
 As well as the stuff he did on BGT he swallowed a ball of string then cut his stomach open and pull it out!

[RobTheRover]

If only Iggy Pop could have done that....