Severe Weather Warning

[Uredz]

Authorities have announced that England needs to brace itself for a very very heavy shower of sh!t approacing from Africa, due to hit us sometime Tuesday morning

[kittyslass]

Uredz wrote:

Authorities have announced that England needs to brace itself for a very very heavy shower of sh!t approacing from Africa, due to hit us sometime Tuesday morning

Apparently about 5.30 Tuesday morning

[scotlandsbest]

david blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing fekk all in a box for 42 days has been broken by wayne rooney

     :cheer:      

[Filo]

scotlandsbest wrote:

david blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing fekk all in a box for 42 days has been broken by wayne rooney

     :cheer:      

Edward Longshanks and the Duke of Cumberland are our friends    

[Mike_F]

Severe flooding expected across Northern England due to the population of Scotland pissing theirselves laughing.

[CusworthRovers]

In a publicity stunt to prove he is still alive Bin Laden has appeared on TV and stated that the English National Football team are shite. However British Intelligence have dismissed it stating 'this could have been recorded anytime over the last 44yrs'


In the Jungle,
the Sth African Jungle,
3 lions sleep tonight,
Cause in the morning,
the early morning,
they have to catch a flight,
no win away, no win away, no win away, no win away

[scotlandsbest]

the england team will make history tomorrow they will all be the first white men to land in england and told to fekk off back to africa


 :hu h: