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Genuine World Cup football boots. No scuff marks, good as new. Contact Wayne Rooney.



Daddy with little girl in the garden, little girl asks ' Is that a mummy-long legs beneath that daddy-long legs?'
Dad says 'No sweetie there are no mummy-long legs, only daddy long-legs.'
Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on them both saying ' We'll have none of that gay shit in our garden!!'


Keep your phone handy 'cos I've got 23 jokes for you. Just got to wait for them to land at Heathrow!!