Transfer rumour

[Dickie Dido]

It is rumoured that there is some activity in the transfer market involving Barnsley football club and Doncaster Rovers.
Barnsley manager Mark Robins has offered any of his first team squad in exchange for a flat- bottomed boat designed for use in small rivers or other shallow water.

Worth a punt?

[GM-MarkB]

Oh dear...your avatar would be turning in his grave at jokes like that  

[CusworthRovers]

I pulled this dyslexic bird last night. She was all over us and I knew from her comments and actions I would be in for some serious passion later. Anyway she took me back to her place and ended up cooking my sock for 20 minutes.

[cas rover]

Mummy newt was eaten by a pike, Daddy newt was eaten by a mallard, baby newt was devoured by a dragonfly nymph.
That's the end of the newts, now here's the weather forecast


A lot of photos of a naked Miss Piggy have been found in Kermits pond - sounds like frogs porn to me!


i`ll get me fishing rod

[Dickie Dido]

A recent study

asked a group of women if their t**t twitched after sex

98% said no he just lays there scratching his balls

[Ten Mile Banker]

I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.'
The bloke said 'Kenwood'
I said, 'Where is he then?'

[Dickie Dido]

I went in a shop and bought a George Foreman grill and a Frank Bruno toaster.
The grill was ok but the toaster would only do two rounds.

[Dickie Dido]

wife gets naked and asks husband \"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?\" husband looks her up and down and replies \"your f**kin sense of humour!\"

[CusworthRovers]

I went into Boots today and this woman with a clip board asked me what type of grooming products do I use. You should have seen the look on her face when I said 'well you know haribo sweets, Internet and puppies'

[Dickie Dido]

an irish man went for a job at a blacksmiths,have you ever shoed a horse asked the blacksmith,no but i once told a dog to f**k off

[rover-n-out]

A lorry carrying a load of Terrapins tipped over on a roundabout in Hull killing them all. Local police said it was a \"turtle disaster\".

[rover-n-out]

A lorry carrying a load of Terrapins tipped over on a roundabout in Hull killing them all. Local police said it was a \"turtle disaster\".

[Bentley Bullet]

Heard that one before!



I was in the graveyard today when i saw a bloke behind a grave.. so i said 'morning!' and he replied.. 'no.. having a shit!

[CusworthRovers]

Little boy(LB) in the bath with mummy(M):

LB......What's that hairy thing between your legs mummy?

M.......It's my sponge  

LB......Oh yeaaaah, the babysitters got one. I've seen her washing dads face with it.

[London_Rover]

A girl told me the other night that I had the biggest willy she'd ever seen.

I told her to leave it out, she was just pulling my leg!

;-)