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[Old Popsider]

Man in Scotland on Xmas Eve calls his Son who lives in London.
\"Son, I have bad news. You Mother and I can't stand each other any longer after 45 years of marriage and we are getting divorced.\" The Son tells him to wait before doing anything rash until he has spoken to the Scotsman's Daughter.
The Son, after speaking to his sister rings his father and says \"don't do anything silly, we are coming up right now.\"
The Scotsman then turns to his Wife and says.....\" Well that is Christmas settled then, the Kids are coming to stay for the Holiday and they are paying their own fares to get here.\"