Sex .. what insurance you need

[ScillyRover]

THE correct insurance companies

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife- Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone- Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend - standard life

SEX with a transvestite- confused .com

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p- saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

SEX with a sailor - Admiral

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SEX in the back of an old Vauxhall - Aviva