Modern women eh?

[BillyStubbsTears]

Apparently our future Queen will not \"obey\" in her wedding vows tomorrow. That simpering son of the simpering Diana had better get his chuffing finger out. What is the point of being King if you can't even get your bint to do what she's told. I bet Henry VIII is spinning in his grave.

And apparently the wedding will be a typically British celebration. I might watch it on telly after all then. If it's owt like the typically British weddings in our family, there'll be a punch up between the father in laws, the best man will slip the bride's mother one in the cloakroom and the groom will get so arseholed he'll end up sleeping in the wardrobe in a puddle of his own piss.

[River Don]

Somehow I can't see Charles getting into a scrap and Wills is too wet to get arseholed. Plenty of scope for Philiiip to insult the brides family and half the guests though. Then there's Harry, I could see him getting arseholed and doing something deeply embarrassing.

[Filo]

Somehow I can't see Charles getting into a scrap and Wills is too wet to get arseholed. Plenty of scope for Philiiip to insult the brides family and half the guests though. Then there's Harry, I could see him getting arseholed and doing something deeply embarrassing.

Aye he`s a bit of a lad is young Hewitt

[CusworthRovers]

The guest list is pretty interesting. Which Living Prime Ministers shall we invite?:

Brown Owl....non
Blair Witch....non
More Peas Norma.....Oui
Milk Snatcher......Oui


Says a lot really.

I hope she's walking up the aisle a virgin and I hope my taxes are spent wisely in hiring extra servants on the wedding night to clean the Royal sheets, wipe the Royal Penis and deep cleanse the Royal Muff and Royal Tradesmens

[jucyberry]

Kate Middleton asked the Queen \"What is the secret to a successful marriage?\" to which the Queen replied






\"Always wear your seat belt and never piss me off!\"