Chicken.........

[jucyberry]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road

Ronald Reagan:
 What chicken ?

Sigmund Freud:
 The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road, reveals your underlying sexual insecurity !

Saeed Al Sahaf, Iraqi Chief of Information:
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken !

John Lennon:
Imagine there's no traffic, no cars too ......
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace oooh .. hooo ......

Grand Dad:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough !

Karl Marx:
 It was an historic inevitability

[Glyn_Wigley]

Jean Paul Sartre:
I do not believe that either the chicken or the road exists.

[whisky]

Why did the semen cross the road ?
Because it was the first w**k i'd had for 2 weeks.