Terrible experience..

[jucyberry]

Let me set the scene........

I'm sitting on the sofa with Ty, minding my own business washing his dog on Nintendogs...When all of a sudden he screches in my ear and jumps up.. I look down to see a ten pence sized spider making it's way down my clevage..................OMG I hate spiders..Ty shoots one way his DS and my laptop go the other as I fling them to one side and jump up also screeching, hiking up my top and trying to shake it off and away...Lord alone knows what the neighbours would have thought if they had seen me doing a partial Erica Rowe at 7.15 in the evening....

It took half an hour of hard searching to find the DS's pen and even longer for Ty to calm down.. He now has a stress devoloped heat rash. Poor little chap......
I'm exhausted now..lol..
There are times when I bloody hate wildlife...! 

[GM-MarkB]

I'm sure the spider was having a whale of a time Deb 

[jucyberry]

Poor thing, it took nearly an hour for it to come out of hiding, by that time Ad had come back to get Ty cos he didn't want to stay, so Ad squished it..no other way round it because Ty was so freaked out lol.

[GM-MarkB]

Do you always squeal when thingsmake there way down your cleavage 

[jucyberry]

That I am not at liberty to disclose Mark.. All I will say is aparently, my reaction tonight was akin to Humphrey Bogarde's when he found out he had leeches after pulling the African Queen through that swamp!

[CusworthRovers]

Is it just me or as anybody else got a little touch on reading this?

[GM-MarkB]

That I am not at liberty to disclose Mark.. All I will say is aparently, my reaction tonight was akin to Humphrey Bogarde's when he found out he had leeches after pulling the African Queen through that swamp!

Are we on about Humphrey Bogart or Dirk Bogarde here ??

In terms of looks, i'd have you down as more like Dirk than Humphrey...in a perverse sort of way. Google him, you'll see what I mean....lol

[jucyberry]

Oh Humphrey every time, craggy but charismatic...pmsl..