The drunkest you have ever been

[bigbadjack]

Mine 10 years ago tut and shive I got told I was starting a scrap with the jukebox then tried to take my clothes off!!! I can't touch vodka and redbull again

[RoversAlias]

Hmmm two big incidents for me, and hopefully they remain the top two as I have now given up drinking altogether for the second time.

Okay, most drunk I have ever been I thought was on 'Prom Night' (American culture is invading argh!), we all decided to go out for a meal instead of going to the actual 'prom' and afterwards a few of us went back to a house and shared some bottles of vodka. Needless to say I had an entire bottle in a fairly short space of time and rather quickly went from jolly and happy to lying on the floor having a seizure. Excellent! Ended up in A&E with that one, never again!

I don't think I'm going to bother telling the other one as thinking about it it wasn't as bad as that, thankfully.

[MachoMadness]

If you're doing it right you won't remember the drunkest you have ever been 

[bigbadjack]

Totally agree it was the next day when I got the dreaded phone call off my mate saying " Mate!!! What the f&£k did you do last night" and he proceeded to tell me all about it

[DC-]

I remember how drunk I was. I remember the entire night and even going to bed. I woke up the next day with my ear stuck to my pillow. Almost ripped it off somehow, took seven stitches to fix and I don't to this day know how I did it.

[bigbadjack]

When I lived with my mum and dad I came in bladdered one night, ate my kebab in bed, fell asleep and it stayed in my bed for about 4 days before I found it..... Then proceeded to eat it!!!

[moses]

We were on a weekend in the Masham and ended up drinking Old Peculiar. Bad mistake.
I woke in the middle of the night and knew I was going to be sick..
Made it to the bathroom and puked, sadly turned round to see our lass starring at me as my tolilet was the corned of our bedroom.
Our house got burgled whilst we were away so was not the best of weekends.