I've had a (U) KIP

[Bentley Bullet]

Dead vivid it was. I was in the pub talking to an immigrant guy who'd not long since arrived in the country. I said how are you being treated? He said that at first it was great. On arrival he demanded a big house for all his family, and was obviously given one. Then he asked for enough cash to pay for the upkeep of the house, seeing as no one who lived there was working.......Again it was considered a fair request. Finally he demanded British citizenship, which was also awarded............Bad decision! ........He was granted it and then informed that the other two  entitlements were now off the menu...........He was after all now British, and therefore entitled to f**k ALL!