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Author Topic: Indecent proposal  (Read 2696 times)

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Bentley Bullet

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Indecent proposal
« on May 19, 2015, 12:51:57 am by Bentley Bullet »
Would you.....Give oral sex to a tramp, for £500?










As an alternative, would you wear a L**ds utd  shirt all night in the pub?
« Last Edit: May 19, 2015, 12:54:19 am by Bentley Bullet »
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RobTheRover

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #1 on May 19, 2015, 12:54:12 am by RobTheRover »
A lady tramp?

I cant believe I'm qualifying the question.
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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #2 on May 19, 2015, 12:59:55 am by Bentley Bullet »
Try this one then.....Would you shout "we are L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, While thumping your heart...........For £250 grand?
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RobTheRover

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #3 on May 19, 2015, 01:04:51 am by RobTheRover »
Can I do it in a post-ironic/neanderthal piss-taking manner?
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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #4 on May 19, 2015, 01:07:18 am by Bentley Bullet »
Would you shake Steve Evans's hand, for 25 quid?
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drfc1951

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #5 on May 19, 2015, 02:28:28 pm by drfc1951 »
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 01:07:18 am
Would you shake Steve Evans's hand, for 25 quid?
No but id shake by the throat,for free
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roversontheup

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #6 on May 19, 2015, 04:19:25 pm by roversontheup »
My goodness boys. It must really be a poor news day😊
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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #7 on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?
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idler

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #8 on May 19, 2015, 05:46:54 pm by idler »
Too right.
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IDM

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #9 on May 20, 2015, 01:37:39 pm by IDM »
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 12:51:57 am
Would you.....Give oral sex to a tramp, for £500?



Have you got that £500 BB? ;)

Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?

hell yes..

Plus there'd be something to use as bait for fishing etc..

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BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #10 on May 20, 2015, 01:43:16 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?

It'd be a crime against humanity to impregnate her and have her genes pass down the generations.
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Filo

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Re: Indecent proposal
« Reply #11 on May 20, 2015, 06:28:44 pm by Filo »
Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on May 20, 2015, 01:43:16 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?

It'd be a crime against humanity to impregnate her and have her genes pass down the generations.

You could always back door her dry!
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