Stokes v Elvis

[CusworthRovers]

Anthony Stokes has been charged with assaulting an Elvis impersonator.

Ok team, let's be having em. I'll start the ball rolling:

Apparently the victim was all shook up

[scaley back rover]

looks like he could be doing the jailhouse rock

[BillyStubbsTears]

He's going down. Way Down.

[Filo]

Don't be Cruel, he's innocent until proven guilty

[CusworthRovers]

Agreed. We must think of him in an impartial manner and not with suspicious minds

[RedJ]

He ain't nothing but a hound dog.

[Bentley Bullet]

His mother commented from her home in Northern Ireland "I just don't believe it bejaysus, he wooden heart a fly".

[Dagenham Rover]

Whats up did he step on my blue suede shoes?

[scaley back rover]

i bet the guy dressed as elvis was looking for aittle less aggrovation

[BillyStubbsTears]

I heard it was an argument over music and dance tastes.

The Elvis guy liked dancing in an infantile manner with a plastic ring to heavy metal. Stokes was preferred 1980s style left-field British guitar bands, and was acting like a t**t.

Stokes called Elvis a Rocker Hula Baby and Elvis called him an Indie Get-o.

Christ that was hard.

[The Red Baron]

Was the Elvis this chap?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/07/lib-dems-beaten-by-bus-pass-elvis-party-in-clifton-north-by-election-4457529/

Maybe Mr Stokes is a fan of Nick Clegg.

[Harrogate Rover]

He should learn to Look Away!